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A panhandler with a sign that reads "From 1040 Schedule 'A' Line 15 Gifts by cash or check.."
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"I don't suppose you remembered the tax-deduction forms that I asked you to bring last year, did you?"
"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."
Masterpieces from The Golden Age of Tax-Deductible Contributions
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"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."
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"Take the deductions but have good underlying documentation."
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"The chicken is for this year's taxes. The egg is my estimated for next year."
"It's a dependent!"
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'My dad is an accountant so he deducts withholding tax on my allowance.'
'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'
"He's at that awkward age - not completely out of the house but no longer a tax deduction."
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New I.R.S. Guidelines
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Procrastination is not tax deductible.
"Do you want to do that hilarious thing where we read the itemized deductions and then say 'in bed'?"
'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'
'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'
Tax Man Deducts A Witch's Broom As A Travel Expense
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'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'
'You won't have me as a deduction anymore.'
'Nice try, but you can't deduct your bartender as your 'drinking consultant.''
"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction."
'I'm afraid there's no tax deductibility for 'A life wasted in fruitless search for fulfillment through the acquisition of meaningless wealth'.'
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"I have a home office. Can I deduct trips to the kitchen and bathroom?"
In a giving mood? Now you can legally donate cash to the Syrian rebels to buy weapons via a U.S. charity.
'Sir, you said anyone who doesn't take the maximum tax deductions allowed by law isn't qualified to be president...but you won't release the records.'