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"Will I be penalized for not having health insurance if I'm young and I'm actually invincible?"
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"Are there several doctors in the house, so we can have a little managed competition?"
Tags:competition, free market, free markets, competitor, competitors, laissez-faire, laissez-faire economics, is there a doctor in the house, private medicine, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, managed competition, doctor, doctors, privatized, privatization, privatised, privatisation, healthcare, health care, injury, injuries, play, plays, profit motive, profit motives, qualification, qualifications, qualified
"Surgery up here is free!"
Tags:angel, angels, heaven, afterlife, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, doctors, doctor, hospital, hospitals, health care, health, private health care, health insurance, insurance, expense, expensive, medical care, medical, medical insurance, unlimited, death, dead, silver linings, every cloud has a silver lining, american healthcare, cold comfort, too late
The Provider with the Lamp
Tags:florence nightingale, nurse, nursing, history, american healthcare, united states healthcare, us healthcare, health insurance, healthcare provider, healthcare providers, insurance company, insurance companies, health insurance, founder, founders, founding, registered nurse, registered nurses, nursing, insurance policy, insurance policies
"You can rest assured, Mrs. Wilson, that your husband will receive the best care known to medical coverage."
'You could never get this level of medical treatment in Canada? Mr. Smith. We'll have that hangnail treated once your check clears.'
"You're responding beautifully. Let's go ahead and see what happens if we increase your deductible."
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"I'm not a miracle worker. I can't do the surgery for less than four thousand."
Tags:miracle worker, miracle workers, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, medical bill, medical bills, medical cost, medical costs, healthcare, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare reform, medical fee, medical fees, fee, fees, bargain, bargains, bargaining, haggle, haggles, haggling, healthcare reform, reform, reforming
"I'd like to help you, but you're in a different H.M.O."
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"A guy gets his legs broken, he should have the right to choose his own doctor."
Tags:choose a doctor, chooses a doctor, choosing a doctor, obamacare, aca, affordable care act, debt, debts, medical debt, medical debts, criminal, criminals, criminality, broken leg, broken legs, insurance, health insurance, health care, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, human rights, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, tough guy, tough guys, outrage, outraged, outrageous, mafia insurance, organized crime
"Uh-oh, your coverage doesn't seem to include illness."
Tags:medical, word play, problems, insurance, health, fitness, disease, death, medicine, doctors, insurance coverage, health insurance, healthcare, insurance industry, insurance industries, bad coverage, bad insurance, american healthcare, american healthcare system, affordable, aca, affordable care act, obamacare, trumpcare, mankoff
"Actually, this is the one condition your insurance does cover."
"I have no objection to alternative medicine so long as traditional medical fees are scrupulously maintained."
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"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."
Tags:medical advance, medical advances, canada, canadian, healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, health care, socialized medicine, socialised medicine, government healthcare, prescription, prescriptions, prescription price, prescription prices, drug, medication, medications, medical fee, medical fees, medical expense, medical expenses, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, drug trade, american healthcare
"Have you popped all those pills I prescribed?"
Tags:american healthcare, healthcare, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, medication, medications, healthcare system, healthcare systems, healthcare reform, opioid, opioids, opioid crisis, opioid epidemic, overprescribe, overprescribes, overprescribing, doctor, doctors, pusher, pushers, drug, drug pusher, drug pushers, profit motive
Paper, plastic, Trumpcare
Tags:trash, trash can, trash cans, rubbish, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, bin, bins, recycling, recycling bin, recycle, recycles, reuse, reused, unoriginal, trumpcare, ahca, american health care act, healthcare reform, american healthcare, affordable healthcare, affordable care act, aca, obamacare, healthcare provision, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, republican government, republican healthcare reform, republican health care reforms
"I'm afraid we've had to move him to expensive care."
"He had great health insurance."
Tags:trumpcare, ahca, american health care act, healthcare reform, american healthcare, affordable healthcare, affordable care act, aca, obamacare, healthcare provision, caduceus, staff of hermes, snake attack, dog eat dog, everyone for themselves, harm, causing harm, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, republican government, republican healthcare reform, republican health care reforms
Tags:expensive medicine, expensive medicines, prescription, prescriptions, expensive, expense, expenses, prescription price, prescription prices, drug price, drug prices, high premium, high premiums, rising premium, rising premiums, obamacare, aca, affordable care act, american healthcare, united states health care
"Just take a seat, Mr. Bern. You're acting as if you were the only one here who's been shot."
Tags:waiting room, waiting rooms, gun shot, gunshot, gunshots, shooting victim, shooting victims, gun crime, gun crimes, dramatics, melodrama, melodramatic, melodramas, receptionist, receptionists, unsympathetic, a&e, doctor's office, doctors office, a & e, medical emergency, medical emergencies, gun victim, wound, wounds, wounded, gunshot wound, gunshot wounds, entitled, entitlement, american healthcare, united states healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, emergency room, emergency rooms, hospital, hospitals
"Well, this is a very impressive resume, young man. I think you're going to make a fine patient."
Tags:doctors, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, cv, impressive resume, impressive resumes, obamacare, obamacare repeal, repeal, repeals, repealing, patient, patients, application, applications, american health care, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, job application, job applications, good doctor, good doctors, family doctor, family doctors, mankoff
"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."
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"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."
Tags:cost, costs, surgical cost, surgical costs, medical expense, medical expenses, medical bill, medical bills, insurance, american healthcare, healthcare, health care, health insurance, save money, saves money, saving money, operation, operations, expense, expenses, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, cost-saving, cost-saving measure, cost-saving measures
"Think of it this way - if you can shop for an affordable health care plan, you can walk over a bed of hot coals."
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