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'Looks like your medical insurance does not cover pre-existing organs.'
'Let's see, what's next...Oh, any pre-existing conditions?'
'My version of a healthcare bill provides universal coverage for all, and is deficit neutral. That's because it does not cover pre-existing organs.'
'Why'd we deny your claim? I'll have to check our records.'
"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"
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"Everybody else has health coverage."
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'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'
'Excuse me, Sir, could you spare $200,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'
'We'll have to check your car for pre-existing conditions.'
"Do you have any pre-existing conditions?"
"I'm looking for a new doctor. My old doctor had a preexisting condition...he's married."
"Are you the one with the preexisting condition or the one with just the existing condition?"
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'You're right, Mr. Fusco. Your health insurance does cover pre-existing conditions. Do, honestly, how long have you been a wolverine?'
"Having a new patient with all your ailments, Mr. Shneeburg, is almost like winning the lottery."
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'I've changed my mind about pre-existing conditions.'
"Is there a health insurance plan that covers the pre-existing condition of not being able to pay for one?"
'So no medical exams are required for this accidental death insurance. . . what about any preexisting fatal illnesses.'
'Your feet hurt? ? I'm afraid 'feet' are a pre-existing condition.'
"Your medical insurance policy does not cover pre-existing organs."
"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."
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'Looks like your insurance does not cover pre-existing organs.'
"Disaster insurance doesn't cover fashion disasters and if it did, your outfit would be considered a pre-existing condition."
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"You have a serious pre-existing condition...your credit score."