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'Looks like your medical insurance does not cover pre-existing organs.'
'Let's see, what's next...Oh, any pre-existing conditions?'
'My version of a healthcare bill provides universal coverage for all, and is deficit neutral. That's because it does not cover pre-existing organs.'
"Any pre-existing conditions?"
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'Why'd we deny your claim? I'll have to check our records.'
"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"
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"Everybody else has health coverage."
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'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'
'Excuse me, Sir, could you spare $200,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'
'We'll have to check your car for pre-existing conditions.'
"Do you have any pre-existing conditions?"
"I'm looking for a new doctor. My old doctor had a preexisting condition...he's married."
"Are you the one with the preexisting condition or the one with just the existing condition?"
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'You're right, Mr. Fusco. Your health insurance does cover pre-existing conditions. Do, honestly, how long have you been a wolverine?'
"Having a new patient with all your ailments, Mr. Shneeburg, is almost like winning the lottery."
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'I've changed my mind about pre-existing conditions.'
"Sir, a customer is trying to use their insurance to pay for medicine to save their dying child."
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"Is there a health insurance plan that covers the pre-existing condition of not being able to pay for one?"
'So no medical exams are required for this accidental death insurance. . . what about any preexisting fatal illnesses.'
'Your feet hurt? ? I'm afraid 'feet' are a pre-existing condition.'
"Your medical insurance policy does not cover pre-existing organs."
"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."
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'Looks like your insurance does not cover pre-existing organs.'
"Disaster insurance doesn't cover fashion disasters and if it did, your outfit would be considered a pre-existing condition."