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"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."
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Bad Valentines Cards
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentines day, valentine's day, couple, couples, love, loving, lovey dovey, relationship, dating, date, dates, medical insurance, insurance, medical, genetic, genetics, tasteless, tasteless cards, greeting card, greetings cards, greetings card, greeting cards, valentines card, valentines cards, selfish, selfishness, self serving, self-serving, self-centred, self-centered, self centred, self centered, self obsessed, self-obsessed
"He appears to have eaten some homework."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, medicine, medical, animal medicine, doctor, doctors, x-ray, x-rays, stomach, stomachs, sick, ill, paper, papers, homework, school, schools, schoolwork, education, dog ate my homework
"You both appear to be in excellent health."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, examination, examinations, exam, exams, healthy, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics
"By the time we got him in here, he had already lost an awful lot of liquidity."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, liquidity, asset, assets, money, finances, personal finances, unhealthy, in danger, financial risk, financial problems, financial issues, money problems, money issues, liquid asset, liquid assets, economics, business, businessman, businessmen
"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, superhero, superheros, hero, heros, superpower, superpowers, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, shazam, lightning, unconscious, knocked out, explosion, explosions
Woman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks"
Tags:pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, over the counter, over-the-counter, prescribed, medical, staff, staff picks, staff favourites, staff favourites, recommendation, recommendations, suggestions, suggestions, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, insurance, health insurance
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, exam, exams, examination, examinations, test, tests, testing, genetic testing, dna testing, d.n.a. testing, dna test, dna tests, d.n.a. test, d.n.a. tests, genetic test, genetic tests, parentage, paternity, maternity, changeling, changelings, fairy, fairies, faerie, faeries, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family, families, adopted, adoption, adoptions, strange, unusual, fantasy, science-fiction, sci-fi, horror, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, biology, science, creature, creatures
"Harry, I really think you ought to go to the doctor."
Tags:horror, fantasy, sci-fi, science fiction, science-fiction, mutant, mutants, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, strange, weird, unusual, head, heads, alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, shrimp, shrimps, prawn, prawns, sick, sickness, ill, illness, street scene, street scenes, medical, medicine, symptom, symptoms, sign, signs, mutation, mutations
"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, dealership, dealerships, car lot, car lots, buying a car, salesmen, salesman, manger, managers, customer, customers, waiting, wait, long wait, long waits, dentist, dentists, dental, dental work, exam, exams, examination, examinations, medical, medicine, service, customer service
"It's dislocated, alright."
"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."
"It's a great country–just don't get sick."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, medical, medicare, healthcare, health care, united states, america, american, pill, pills, prescription, skeleton, skeletons, death, dead, die, died
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, weird, strange, unusual, creepy, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, dating, dates, date, bad date, bad dates, ear, ears, otoscope, otoscopes, auriscope, auriscopes, medical device, medical devices, medical tool, medical tools, exam, exams, examination, examination, inappropriate, bad doctor, bad doctors, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, drunk doctor, drunk doctors
"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, surgeon, surgeons, gallbladder, gallbladder surgery, routine surgery, routine, surgeries, malpractice, medical malpractice, killing, television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, watching t.v., watching tv, watching television, reality, reality tv, reality television, reality show, reality shows, immunity, send home, last week, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous, irresponsible
"I take it, General Sedgewick, you're about to propose a surgical strike."
Tags:doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, operating, surgical, strike, strikes, military, strategy, strategies, military strategy, military strategies, general, generals, officer, officers, meeting, meetings, business, propose, proposal, proposals, surgical strike, surgical strikes, military operation, military operations, wordplay, word play, attack, plan, plans, planning
"Have your pillows been plumped this morning?"
"Congratulations! It's a Beanie Baby."
Tags:waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, obstetrician, obstetricians, ob/gyn, medicine, medical, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, childbirth, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads, congratulations, good news, toy, toys, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, soft toy, soft toys, fad, fads, trend, trends, trendy
"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, bark, barking, incessant, never-ending, endless, ceaseless, pain, painful, mental health, unhappy, psychology, therapy, therapies, therapeutic, medical, medicine
"Good news—those lumps were just coal."
Tags:winter, wintertime, snow, snowman, snowmen, weather, season, seasons, seasonal, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, lump, lumps, result, results, diagnosis, diagnoses, coal, charcoal, good news, healthy
"I'm not very good at delivering bad news so you're perfectly fine."
"I want to have that operation I heard about on All Things Considered."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, plastic surgery, cosmetic surgery, radio, radio show, radio shows, influenced, influencer, influencers, trend, trends, trendy
"Your's may be a case of hypochondria so I'm going to refer you to an imaginary colleague."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, mental healthy, psychology, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, imagination, imaginary, referral, referrals, specialist, specialists, referring
"My prostate is the size of a beach ball which, I understand, is normal."
"I'm afraid that novel in you will have to come out."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosing, diagnosis, diagnoses, tumor, tumors, tumour, tumors, removal, come out, remove, writer, writers, author, authors, book, books, novel, novels, literature, writer's block, word play, wordplay