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"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."
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"Let's play health care!"
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"Is there a doctor who accepts Medicaid in the house?"
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'We need a health care plan with some teeth in it.'
'Does it look like we have a dental plan?'
"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."
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"This patient has a rare form of medical insurance."
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"Under your plan, the cute dogs do the surgery and the robots comfort you in the recovery room."
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"Think of it this way - if you can shop for an affordable health care plan, you can walk over a bed of hot coals."
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"President Clinton's new health plan will make Americans stop feeling so bad-tempered and mean and rotten all the time, and then the pussy cats will all be very, very happy ever after."
'I can't read it.'
"Under our health care plan, you get low premiums, a low deductible and a free, yearly probe."
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'Don't be alarmed. We've cut out the middleman.'
Medical center check in and check out windows.
'Well, we don't have a health care plan, per se. However, our drinking water is laced with chicken soup.'
"I'm sorry, but now the healthcare plan demands that you run a marathon.
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'When I said 'We got everything,' I was referring to your bank account...'
"I read that money is dirty and can make people sick."
Tags:poverty, poor, health insurance, medical insurance, health care plan, healthcare plan, medical cover, health cover, insurance policy, insurance policies, bright side, optimist, optimists, medical bills, hospital bills, germ, germs, wealth inequality, economic inequality, economic equality, silver linings, disease, diseases
"You have WHICH healthcare plan?!"
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GOP answer to healthcare for the uninsured - an aluminum hard hat.
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"You've got to eat less because of your small wage? Well, that's our company health care plan!"
Tags:eat less, eating less, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, wage, low wage, low wages, corporate culture, boss, bosses, healthcare, healthcare plan, healthcare plans, fat shame, fat shames, starve, starves, starving, starvation, health care package, health care packages, company plan, company plans
"Would you folks please stop checking the time? It's making me nervous."
'Is this a good time to talk about health insurance?'
'We have a great healthcare plan. Well worth selling the house to pay for.'
"My company's health care plan? My boss helps me to eat less and to lose weight...he cut my salary."