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'Do you remember when all we had to do was look after people?'
'Give it to me straight, doc. If I outlive medicare, will I have to flee Canada?'
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'Unfortunately, your insurance only provides one dart this year.'
'Get behind me Satan!'
'Once you introduce profit into the NHS what will you end up with?'
'Now it's just a case of filling in the blanks.'
'We's love to help...but so many other calls on the public purse.'
'So FOR THE RECORD . . . are you ADMITTING that there are circumstances in which you would not DEMAND an MRI scan for a child with a sniffle for purely BUDGETARY reasons.'
'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'
GP Pint Pot - Increased opening hours/health mot's/5% NHS Services.
"Are we cold blooded enough to run an H.M.O?"
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"I think she's one of the agency workers..."
"The NHS is less 'cradle to the grave' these days than 'cradle to being a bit knackered, stopping off at a few cashpoints on the way'!"
"Are you sure that cutting him up will make him better?"
Flying NHS Walk-in Centre
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'We've got a locum to work part-time, unfortunately it's not the part she spends here!'
'This is a serious complaint, we need time to consider it properly...about 15 years should do!'
Notional Health Service
'Do you remember when all we had to think about was the patients?'
'They're hemorrhaging cash. . .get some contracts for transfusion . . . Now!'
'We take concerns about billions of pounds of NHS fraud very seriously. In fact I've asked Nurse Miggins to sort it out as soon as she gets back from lunch!'
'The chief exec thinks we have to provide better cover at weekends. He'll be making an announcement when he gets in on Monday.'
'If you could go behind the screen and remove your wallet.'
'We said we'd protect the NHS from 'cuts' we didn't say we wouldn't stab it in the back!'