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'High gas prices are threatening your re-election.'
Family Car to Feed.
"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
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GAS PRICES AT PUMP
"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."
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"No, I paid the electric bill."
'See I told you gas prices were going to fall,'
'Do you have poop points?'
'Aren't you lucky....having a wife who never cooks.'
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"Remove card quickly...hoooo, not quick enough. That's going to cost you!"
'By pushing us halfway, we save money on gas. That way we'll have enough money to eat out.'
'Due to the price of fuel, the company I work for has gone to a smaller, more cost-efficient truck.'
A Russian Oil-Oligarch.
"What can I do? Fuel prices are so high."
Petrol pump robs motorist.
'Thanks to the price of gas, I had to go to smaller, cost-efficient, sports car.'
'I pay for my energy, and if I want to waste it, I'll waste it.'
'With our new simplified energy charges would you like to go with the 'Guaranteed Destitution' plan or the 'Selling your organs for Heating' option?'
'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'
Petrol prices and politics.
UN Food Summit Lunch - Please wait here until food crisis is resolved.
'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'