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Night of the Living Debt.
"Now we just have to sit back and wait for the Fed to bail us out."
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'Children, remember me saying that Santa was quite poorly? Well, I've got some very sad news...'
'Your lab tests came back. You're as strong as the U.S dollar. Don't worry, We have medications that can make you better.'
Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it...mortgages through the ages.
Jeff discovered a new bank account where his money would always be safe.
No Backup System.
Robbing Hood taking from the poor and giving to the rich.
Office of economic forecasting.
'Great! Now I don't even have any walkin-around-bitchin'-about-not-having-any-money, money.'
'Money was down again in relation to love and happiness.'
'I'm sorry I have to let you go but since this a global economy, you may rotate back here someday.'
Slipping and sliding down the slope...
The Bank Doctor.
Tags:bank, banks, banker, bankers, banking crisis, financial crisis, recession, recessions, credit crunch, credit crunches, global economy, economic recovery, doctor, doctors, economic downturn, economic crisis, recession, crisis, economy, fat cat, fat cats, trader, traders, economic problem, economist, economists, economic policy, economic policies, bailout, bailouts
'Miggs! It's me, Felson!'
"No, business is booming - we just make the signs."
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'There were seven of us - but we lost grumpy, Snoozy, Bashful and Doc in the restructuring.'
'Charles! Help! Credit Default Swaps!'
"I don't see why all the sudden fuss. For us the mortgage crisis is a monthly event."
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"Since the downturn we've ever had bankers switch careers and come to work for us."
'The government says the economy is moving again.', 'Probably it's just shuddering.'
A&E - "She's been trying to follow the financial crisis."
Here Today . . . Bailed Out Tomorrow.
Don't take too much - we're having a crisis!
Tags:bank, banks, cash point, cash points, cash-point, cash-points, bank account, bank accounts, financial crisis, credit crunch, credit crunches, banking crisis, banker, bankers, economic downturn, economic downturns, customer confidence, consumer confidence, market confidence, withdrawal, withdrawals