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'And here's Ted with his, always accurate, post-market predictions.'
'Facebook stock dropped on news that a psychologist said facebook friends are not real friends.'
'Good day in the market?'
"Stock options for your thoughts."
"You missed a belt loop."
'It's his only form of exercise these days...chasing yield.'
A bull does his work with a bear head on the wall.
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"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, entering heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, market, markets, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trader, traders, investor, investors, investing, business, businessman, businessmen, investment, investments, bear market, luck, lucky, stock, stocks, trading, money, finances
"Sometimes you eat the bear, Ellen. Sometimes the bear eats you."
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The Return of Guarded Optimism
Tags:stock market, stock markets, optimism, optimistic, stock, stocks, investor, investors, investment, investments, confidence, market confidence, guarded optimism, cagey, caginess, worry, worries, worrying, bull market, bull markets, shaky, nerve, nerves, nervous, nervousness, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties
"My stockbroker, my real estate broker and my power broker … all losers!"
'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'
"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
Tags:magic bean, magic beans, revenue, revenues, jack and the beanstalk, value, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stock, stocks, investment, investments, financial, financials, fairytale, fairytales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, fairy story, fairy stories, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesmen, salesman, confidence trick, con, cons, scam, scams
'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'
Tags:chart, charts, graph, graphs, business meeting, business meetings, business presentation, business presentations, uptick, upticks, the nineties, boom time, boom times, market growth, market analysis, nostalgia, golden oldie, golden oldies, recession, recessions, market evaluation, market valuation, stock, stocks, stock market, radio station, radio stations, disk jockey, disk jockeys
'Are we watching business news or sports news?'
"You know, this isn't helping convince people you're not a witch."
"I don't want stock options. I want you to pay your tab."
'We're expecting stocks to rally but we don't know which ones and when.'
"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."
Tags:business, investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, stock market, stock markets, stock, stocks, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trader, traders, trading, economy, finance, finances, money, restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, deli, delis, delicatessen, delicatessens, sandwich shop, sandwich shops, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, news, newspaper, newspapers, up, down, unchanged, sandwich, sandwiches, liverwurst, egg salad, peanut butter, jelly, pbj, wall street, dining, eating, popular, popularity, unpopular, server, servers, lunch, lunches, food
"And now, here's Linda Blanton, our WJM deflation fighter."
'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'
Watching the decline
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, stock market, stocks, stock, crash, stock market crash, decline, investment, investments, investment banking, investment banker, investment bankers, graph, graphs, chart, charts, finance, finances, financial
"We're negotiating with his agent to get Emmanuel Lewis to host our stockholder's meeting."
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Dow Jones' Greatest Hits
Tags:dow, dow jones, djia, dow jones industrial average, wall street, greatest hit, greatest hits, record high, record highs, bull market, bull markets, bullish, stock, stocks, stock market, stock markets, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, investor, investors, investment, investments, investing