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'And this is the walk-in fireplace... I'd be careful with that.'
"I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy a touch of retribution now and then."
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"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."
"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."
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"Well, I think it's drawing far too well."
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"Another interesting feature of this apartment is the working fireplace."
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"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"
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"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."
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Devil warming his feet on the fire
Thoughts of Fall
As it was a cold evening, Lily chucks on some more coal.
"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."
"Does this look enough like a fireplace for Santa?"
"About a year ago, we stopped heating with wood. I think that's when we began to realize we didn't really have much in common."
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"It must be a lot colder than I thought."
"I'm really getting burned out here at work."
"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."
"The next time you ask for firewood be more specific."
'In retrospect, maybe we should have gone for the smaller fireplace.'
'Since we don't have a fireplace, how does santa get into our house?'
Do people hate us because we dress this way, or do we dress this way because people hate us?
"Thanks to all the pre-approved credit card applications we get every single day, we can have a warm, cozy fire all winter."