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"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."
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The 5 blind men and the perception of reality.
As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.
'Great heavens! You're right, it is her! ... Y'know I remember her when she used to be in focus.'
"You're the only one who sees the real me."
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"I can see people working from home."
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Sightseeing in the car
"I see your past life."
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"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."
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Nice to see you!
The giant's vision was 20/20 what he really needed was a speech therapist.
"Your eyes are fine. I'ts just that on some eye charts they type is too small." The nearly blind leading the nearly blind.
'No thanks, just squinting.'
"Hi! I'm the worst possible thing you could say at any given moment. Mind if I just hang out here in front of your face for your entire life?"
If you lived here, this sign would block your view.
"Your eyesight's fine. You just aren't paying attention."
'I hear all the relatives look forward to coming here and seeing us. How come we don't look forward to seeing them?'
"Your eyes do need correcting, but we are going to have to go with contacts!"
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'No wonder the divorce rate is so high!'
'Face it, Frank - After 40 we all need glasses.'
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'I started to do all my electrical work myself after I hired an electrician who was colorblind.'
"Billy's cheating, Susan is lying, Dave, no, that's Gary, no, Bob. Bob's stealing?"