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The 5 blind men and the perception of reality.
As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.
'Great heavens! You're right, it is her! ... Y'know I remember her when she used to be in focus.'
"You're the only one who sees the real me."
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Sightseeing in the car
The giant's vision was 20/20 what he really needed was a speech therapist.
"Your eyes are fine. I'ts just that on some eye charts they type is too small." The nearly blind leading the nearly blind.
'No thanks, just squinting.'
If you lived here, this sign would block your view.
"Your eyesight's fine. You just aren't paying attention."
'I hear all the relatives look forward to coming here and seeing us. How come we don't look forward to seeing them?'
"Your eyes do need correcting, but we are going to have to go with contacts!"
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'No wonder the divorce rate is so high!'
'Face it, Frank - After 40 we all need glasses.'
'I started to do all my electrical work myself after I hired an electrician who was colorblind.'
"Billy's cheating, Susan is lying, Dave, no, that's Gary, no, Bob. Bob's stealing?"
"Look mister, I have nothing against you being blind. And I'm sure you do have super-human-like sense of smell. However, I'm not going to issue you a driver's license."
'Barry's turned his tunnel vision condition to his advantage.'
'So much for the theory that carrots will make you see better!'
Cyclops: One eye, zero depth perception.
"Do you see what I see?"
'I didn't say you're getting old, Cap'n - I just asked if you need glasses!'
See no evil, Hear No Evil, Speak no evil. . .