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How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
"We'd be there by now in the car you know."
Tags:sleigh, sleigh ride, sleigh rides, sleighs, sled, sleds, sledge, sledges, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, practical, practicality, practicalities, sensible, christmas, xmas, christmases, festive period, festive season, santa claus, father christmas, festive spirit, xmas spirit, car, cars, snow, snowfall, snowfalls, snowing
Santa's Early Years of Research and Development...
'Ok...one of us is having the mother of all hallucinations...'
Father Christmas stuck on plane wing
'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'
Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
Tags:iq, iqs, intellect, intellects, intelligence, bright, brightness, academic, academics, academia, sleigh, sleighs, sled, sleds, sledge, sledges, christmas, xmas, christmases, christmas eve, xmas eve, reindeer, name, names, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, festive spirit, xmas spirit, younger sibling, younger siblings, younger brother, younger brothers, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalries
Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'
'I didn't say to hook up the 'rain gear'!'
"Someone has to talk to him about his texting."
Tags:christmas, xmas, santa, santa claus, reindeer, deer, text, texts, texting, wreckage, wreck, wrecks, dangerous driving, driving whilst distracted, distraction, distractions, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, father christmas, car crash, sleigh, sledge, holiday, holidays, crash, crashes, crashing, car crash, car crashes, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers
Rudolph The Red-Light Reindeer
Tags:reindeer, reindeers, rudolph, red nose, red-nosed, rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, christmas, x-mas, santa, santa claus, santa's sleigh, sleigh, red light, re-light, amsterdam, red-light district, red light district, pleasure district, pleasure district, sex-shop, sex-shops, strip club, strip clubs, window, windows, farm animal, farm animals, sheep, sheeps, cow, cows, pig, pigs
"Rudolf! You're in no shape to guide my sleigh tonight!"
Tags:sleigh, sleighs, sled, sleds, sledge, sledges, rudolf, rudolph, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st nick, st. nick, st nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nicholas, festive period, festive season, drunk, drunks, drunk driver, drunk drivers, drink driver, drink driver, drink driving, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, alcoholic, alcoholics
Christmas in Space
Tags:outer space, space, space travel, spaceship, spaceships, space craft, space crafts, astronaut, astronauts, santa, santa claus, christmas, present, presents, gift, gifts, satellite, satellites, nasa, national aeronautics and space administration, father christmas, st nicholas, st nick, sleigh, reindeer, xmas, space station, space stations
Rudolph at a Traffic Light
'This is going to be a long night.'
Tags:santa, santa claus, reindeer, reindeers, sleigh, december 25th, christmas day, christmas eve, presents, present, gift, gifts, deliver, delivery, delivers, delivered, fly, flies, flied, flying, fall, fallen, fell, falls, trip, tripped, trips, long night, clumsy, christmas lights, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'What do you mean you had a little fender-bender this afternoon with the sleigh?!'
Tags:crash, crashed, crashes, crashing, car crash, car crashes, fender bender, fender-bender, sleigh, sleighs, reindeer, reindeers, confession, confess, confessed, confessing, santa claus, santa, mrs claus, christmas, christmases, accident, accidents, collision, collisions, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Doug is determined to make it into the U.S. bobsled team for the 2014 Olympics.'
'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'
"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."
Tags:santa, santa claus, mrs. claus, sleigh, sleighs, santa's sleigh, santa's sledge, sledge, sledges, sled, sleds, santa's sled, animal, animals, reindeer, elf, elves, santa's elves, helper, helpers, christmas, yule, noel, xmas, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, fox, foxes, goat, goats, cow, cows, chicken, chickens, sheep, pig, pigs, business, businesses, company, companies, employer, employers, employee, employees, management, manager, mangers, government, politics, politically correct, correct, equal, equality, equal-opportunity, equal-opportunity employer, equal-opportunity employers, equal opportunity, equal opportunity employer, equal opportunity employers, assortment, assortments, affirmative action, discrimination, prejudice, positive action, employment equity
'Do you know what speed you were doing Sir? Could I see your tax and insurance, and is all this stuff in the back yours?'
Santas Key Deliverables.
Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)