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"I just got a great idea for a war."
'Somehow, with the world the way it is, calling a conference room where we decide whether our logo should be square or rectangular 'the war room' seems a tad. . .'
"...and find out what happened to my sandwich!"
Tags:sandwich, sandwiches, snack, snacks, general, generals, officer, officers, military officer, military officers, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, strategy, strategies, lunch break, lunch breaks, map room, map rooms, battle plan, battle plans, battle planning, tactic, tactics, enemy forces, battle strategy, tactic, tactics, war room, war rooms
"Tell me that ain't worth 62 cents of every American dollar."
Tags:bomber, bombers, strategic bomber, stealth bomber, stealth bomber, strategic bombers, missile, missiles, bombing, warfare, modern warfare, military, airforce, american airforce, military spending, defence budget, military budget, defence spending, tax money, taxes, waste of money, wasted money, money well spent, strategy room, war room, war rooms
"We shouldn't be fighting the last war, unless, of course, we won."
"How long has it BEEN upside down?"
Tags:upside down, map, maps, map room, map rooms, military strategy, military tactics, tactic, tactics, strategy, war room, war rooms, general, generals, world war ii, world war two, world war one, world war i, invasion, invasions, battleground, battlegrounds, troop movement, troop movements, incompetence, incompetent, incompetents
"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."
Tags:elvis, elvis presley, conspiracy, conspiracies, conpsiracy theory, conspiracy theories, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity death, celebrity deaths, war room, war rooms, map room, map rooms, radar, radars, military, solder, solders, war, wars, battle, battles, battle planning, battle planers, war games, find, found, finding, discover, discovery, accidental discovery, on the plus side
"Let's not waste missiles on cities not important enough to have a professional sports franchise."
Tags:war room, war rooms, military planning, military intelligence, us map, us maps, attacking the us, attack the us, us cities, important, importance, important city, important cities, sports, sports teams, professional sports, professional sports franchise, small town, small city, small cities, waste, wasting
"Here's some cash. Run to the toy store and hurry."
Tags:military service, military brass, brass, generals, officer, officers, war tactic, war tactics, tactic, tactics, strategy, strategies, warfare, battle, battles, battleground, defeat, defeats, victory, victories, military history, military historian, military historians, reinforcements, war games, war strategy, war room, general, military officer, toys, toy tanks, the donkeys
Tags:war room, war rooms, war strategy, military strategy, foreign policy, military policy, military intervention, world politics, armed forces, regret, regrets, us foreign policy, american foreign policy, war, wars, afghan war, afghanistan war, iraq war, iraqi war, syria war, syrian war, syria crisis
'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'
Tags:business meeting, sales numbers, sales quarter, sales quarters, salesmen, salesman, salespeople, sales target, sales targets, sales chart, quarterly sales, sales data, business data, business intelligence, health and fitness, middle age, waistline, hairlines, war room, trend line, downward trends
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
Tags:it dept, computers, information technology, hacking, data security, data hacking, data hacks, internet security, internet infrastructure, the cloud, business intelligence, data, consumer data, personal data, personal privacy, business, meetings, meeting room, war room, executives, ceo, boss, bosses, executive decisions, networks, network security
'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'
Tags:business, business meetings, war room, ideas, ideas man, ideas men, think tank, think tanks, stealing credit, stealing ideas, taking credit, boss, bosses, thankless jobs, committee, committees, innovation, brainstorming, brainstorming sessions, greedy boss, glory hound, corporate, company, gloryhound, glory hounds
'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'
Tags:cannabaceae, marijuana, hemp, pot, pot legalization, weed, legal pot, hallucinogens, cannabusiness, business, corporate profits, business meetings, board room, meeting room, war room, quarterly earnings, earnings reports, executives, business executives, getting high, stoned, the herb, ganja, reefer, recreational drugs, medical marijuana, mary jane, ganjapreneur, 420
"Well, we've tried every terrible solution to the problem and haven't solved it. Does anybody have any new terrible ideas?'
"As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics."
Tags:business meetings, chart, graph, sales report, sales reports, charts, graphs, sales, sales presentations, sales data, sales numbers, sales figures, quarterly earnings, earnings reports, business reports, downturns, upturns, business cycles, business data, business intelligence, line graphs, meetings room, war room, corporate earnings, corporations, analytics, big data, big-data, surprises, anomaly, anomalies
"As you know, all options are on the table."
Tags:missile, missiles, bomb, bombs, bombing campaign, bombing campaigns, war hawk, war hawks, hawk, hawks, hawkish, military, military policy, joint chiefs, joint chiefs of staff, war room, war rooms, neocon, neocons, neoconservative, neoconservatives, neoconservatism, military leader, military leaders, leadership, icbm, icbms, ballistic missile, ballistic missiles, warlike
"We tried crowdsourcing the data, but the crowd turned into an angry mob and threw bogus data at us."
Tags:data, big data, big-data, data analytics, business data, business intelligence, business meeting, meeting room, war room, conference room, conference table, corporate, customer data, customer analytics, bi, crowdsource, crowdsources, crowd-sourcing, crowd-source, crowd-sources, crowdsourcing, crowds, angry mob, angry mobs, bogus data, bad data, dark data, analytics, team, data science, data scientists
"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."
Negative bar is taped onto bar graph in business meeting.
'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'
Tags:business meeting, business meetings, meeting, meetings, company, companies, corporate, corporate meetings, minutes, reading minutes, business minutes, meeting minutes, formalities, business formalities, meeting room, war room, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, secretary, secretaries, office, office work, office workers
'I'm afraid the situation is dire, gentlemen...we're running out of bogeymen.'