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'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'
'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'
"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."
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"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."
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Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.
Rage Against the Washing Machine
'Apparently they're better than The Cure.'
"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."
An old man wearing a band t-shirt
"I'm warning you - it's a long story. It starts when I was a Deadhead and ends with me buying a John Tesh CD."
"We're not your grandma's rock band. We're her friend Irene's rock band."
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'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''
Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)
"Rock and Roll Heaven"
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Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'
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"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"
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"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."
"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"
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"They've got no talent...he sings off key...they've got no rhythm...they look like slobs...I'd say you've got a huge hit on your hands!"
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I hope we can get our money back for these tickets.'