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'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'
"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"
Tags:rock, rock music, classic rock, old age, dad rock, manchildren, man children, adult child, living with parents, basement, basements, parents' basement, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, defiant, defiance, son, sons, adult son, adult sons, tantrum, tantrums, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, throw a fit, throws a fit, throwing a fit, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, immature, immaturity, live at home, lives at home, living at home
"And this is Brother Elvis."
'Did someone call for a shredder?'
Rage Against the Washing Machine
A hunka-hunka burnin' love - only $3.99 per hunk.
Tags:rock, rock music, rock 'n' roll, song, songs, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, hot dog, hot dogs, new york, dirty water hot dog, dirty water hot dogs, burn, burns, burning, street meat, street meats, burn, burned, burnt, charred, charring, char, chars, overcooked, overcooking, fry, fries, frying
"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."
Tags:music, musical performance, musical performances, concert, concerts, orchestra, orchestras, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, stage, stages, quartet, quartets, modern life, modern music, classic, classical music, entertainment, entertaining, dull, boring, smash, smashing instruments, violent, violence, set fire, fire, fires, rock, rock music, punk, punk rock, punk rocker, punk rockers, rebellion, rebellious, rebelliousness
An old man wearing a band t-shirt
"I'm warning you - it's a long story. It starts when I was a Deadhead and ends with me buying a John Tesh CD."
'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''
Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.
Tags:eric clapton, musician, musicians, rocker, rockers, rock and roll, rock music, guitar, guitars, hero, heroes, star, stars, electric guitar, electric guitars, sword, swords, excalibur, stone, stones, king arthur, legend, legends, legendary, historian, historians, king, kings, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"
Tags:rock, rock music, rock star, rock stars, music concert, music converts, rock concert, rock concerts, band, bands, rock band, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, teacher, teachers, textbook, textbooks, good audience, good audiences, boring people, boring person
"I prefer the Perry Como version."
Tags:perry como, singer, singers, song, songs, singing, musical cover, musical covers, song cover, song covers, busker, buskers, busking, busked, street performer, street performers, musical performer, musical performers, rock, rock music, rocker, rockers, creativity, interpretation, interpretations, creative
After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?
Steven Tyler's toothbrush.
"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."
"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."
Tags:eric clapton, lineage, lineages, pedigree, pedigrees, band, bands, classic rock, classic rock guitarist, classic rock guitarists, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, history, historian, historians, music history, 60s, 1960s, nostalgia, nostalgic, grandparent, grandparents, grandchild, music lover, rock, rock 'n' roll, rock n roll, rock music, rock musician, rock musicians, music teacher, music teachers
"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."
Tags:music, musician, musicians, band, bands, rock and roll, genre, genres, punk, punks, punk rock, heavy metal, goth, goths, gothic, rock, rock music, headbanger, headbangers, ruin, ruins, ruining, spoil, spoils, spoiling, extreme, extremists, loud, emo, emos, emotional hardcore, wreck, wrecks, stereotype, stereotypes
Stairway To Henry
Tags:pun, puns, punnyh, famous, famously, famously misheard, misheard, lyric, lyrics, famously misheard lyrics, misheard lyrics, misunderstood, misunderstanding, mix up, mix-up, stairway to, stairway, play on words, word play, word-pay, music, musical, rock, rock music, surreal, strange, stairway to heaven
"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"