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"My ultimate goal is to buy it by the pound in nice thin slices."
'That's Samuelson. He's been with the company since Day One!'
"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."
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"I hope you all brought books to read."
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"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."
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"I wanted a toaster."
Tags:toaster, toasters, cavemen, caveman, cavewomen, cavewoman, toast, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, toasts, fire, fires, prehistory, prehistoric, gift, gifts, present, presents, dissatisfied, cooking, early civilization, campfire, campfires, early civilisation, primitive civilisation, primitive civilization, nag, nags, nagging, nagged
"And that's the story about the camp counselor who ate up all the little kids."
"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."
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"It's from my attorney."
'I'm talkin' to Pete, right, 'cept it was like he wasn't listenin'. Then, sudenly, he stands up, circles the campfire a few times and jumps right into the flames. Craziest thing ever, huh, Jessie? Jessie..?'
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"But the Wi-Fi kept cutting out. The only choice they had left was to unplug the router, wait ten seconds, and THEN PLUG IT BACK IN!"
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, wifi, internet, the internet, millennial, millennials, gen-z, gen z, generation z, teen, teens, teenager, ghost story, ghost stories, scary story, scary stories, wi-fi, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, camping, camper, campers, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, bad internet, no internet
'Judging by those smoke signals, they know we're here and they're not afraid of us!'
"Is anyone using this rock?"
Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank
"Kinda makes you feel insignificant and incredibly hot, doesn't it?"
Tags:star, stars, emptiness, space, void, voids, on fire, fire, fires, campfires, deep, profound, intense, misunderstand, misunderstood, attribute, attributes, camping, camps, camped, heat, warm, campfire, campfires, camp fire, camp fires, sky, stargazing, star gazing, stargazers, stargaze, heat, insignificant, small, tiny
'I've had it with this kitchen!'
"See, isn't this more fun than shredding?"
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office away day, office away days, shredding, shredding paper, shredder, shredders, camping, camp, toasting marshmallows, roasting marshmallows, campfire, campfires, team building days, team building, waste of time, wasting time, time wasting, team-building, team building activity, team building activities, confidential document, confidential documents, monotony, monotonous, fun, having fun
"Whatever it is, it seems to be coming closer!"
Tags:big foot, the big foot, the wilderness, camping, camper, campers, camping out, monster, monsters, big foot sighting, big foot sightings, bigfoot, the bigfoot, sasquatch, american folklore, north american folklore, pacific northwest, the pacific northwest, too late, mythical creature, mythical creatures, tent, tents, campfire, campfires
'The campfire's down and I can't send any messages. Call IT.'
'Tell us that really scary story again...the one about how they make chicken nuggets!'
"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."
"Grandpa Windsong, tell us another story from the sixties!"
Tags:hippy, hippies, hippie, aging, ageing, sixties, nostalgia, nostalgic, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparent, grandparents, grandpa, grandpas, story, stories, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, campfire, campfires, bore, bores, boring, stoner, stoners, flower child, flower children, peacenik, peaceniks, old hippy, old hippies, generation gap, generation gaps
Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.
"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"