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'It's ok, I'm a florist'
'If this ever stops running, just smack it here a bunch of times and it should start right up.'
'My A/C is broken.'
The Adventures of Break-O-Man
"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."
Tags:diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, losing weight, beauty standards, gender issues, thigh, thighs, measuring device, measuring devices, achievement, achievements, success, successes, factory worker, factory workers, break, breaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, break time, break times, thigh, thighs, company property
Summer reading for the family.
Tags:beach, beaches, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, reading, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, summer, summertime, summer reading, block, blocks, toy, toys, book, books, novel, novels, tablet, tablets, e-reader, e-readers, ereader, ereaders, literature
Mountain climbers need breaks too.
The little infrastructure that couldn't
Tags:the little engine that could, children's stories, childrens stories, infrastructure, infrastructure underinvestment, underinvestment, lack of infrastructure, rail infrastructure, train tracks, couldn't, broken, broke, break, transportation network, transportation networks, public transport, public transit
'When it comes to bustin' a kidney stone, the old methods are still the best.'
Tags:kidney, kidneys, stone, stones, kidney stone, kidney stones, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, operating, old method, old methods, original, originals, bust, busts, busting, busted, break, breaks, breaking, rupture, ruptures, rupturing, close to home
Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
Tags:appliance, appliances, break, breaks, breaking, mysterious, mysteriously, faith healer, faith healers, repairmen, repairman, repair, repairs, vcr, vcrs, dvd, dvds, dvd player, dvd players, everyday annoyance, everyday annoyances, everyday irritation, irritations, problem, problems, con, cons, con man, con men, faithful, restore, restores, restoration
'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'
'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'
'Time out! Fish on!'
Tags:ice hockey, hockey, time out, time outs, timeout, timeouts, fish, fishes, ice rink, ice rinks, ice fishing, ice fisher, ice fishers, fisherman, fishermen, fished, fishing, fisher, fishers, break, breaks, hole, holes, health and safety, surprise, surprises, surprised, surprising, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'
"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."
Tags:sabbatical, sabbaticals, break, breaks, take a break, takes a break, taking a break, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, humankind, mankind, human, humans, climate change, global warming, environmental catastrophe, environmental catastrophes, global catastrophe, environmental disaster, environmental disasters, disaster, disasters, unhealthy, conservation, conservationist, conservationists, environmentalist, environmentalism, environmentalists, recover, recovers, recovery, recovery period, recovery periods, lie fallow, lay fallow, lying fallow, recharge, recharges, recharging
Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flying, airport, airports, tropics, tropical, caribbean, mexico, warm, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, coat, coats, winter coats, winter coat, coat check, tourists, tourist, tourism, travel, traveling, travelling, beach, beaches, snowbird, snowbirds, escape, winter, summer, runway, runways, booth, booths
"I can't believe I didn't think of this before."
"It's a stress fracture."
Sisypus taking a lunch break from pushing his boulder uphill.
'It's so cruel the way they break it to you, Not, 'school starts tomorrow', but 'tonight's a school night','
Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.
'I tell ya, that was sheer genius getting those flimsy chairs for the waiting area! We've been selling a ton of diet pills.'
Tags:diet, diets, dieting, diet pill, diet pills, obese, obesity, fat, fatness, pharmacy, pharmacies, pharmacist, pharmacists, flimsy chair, flimsy chairs, flimsy, breaks, break, breaking, fragile, plan, plans, scheme, schemes, cunning, waiting area, waiting areas, customer, customers, close to home
'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'
"Do you want a clean one?"
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog vendor, hot dog vendors, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, food hygiene regulations, bad hygiene, street food, cheap food, break, lunch break, food break, break time, breaktime, hygiene practices, poor hygiene practices, bad hygiene practices, food poisoning, clean, cleanly, cleanliness, pushcart, pushcarts, hot dog pushcart, hot dog pushcarts, hotdog, hotdogs, street food, push cart, push carts, street cuisine, urban street food, urban cuisine
"Death takes a personal day."
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, personal day, personal days, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, breakfast in bed, breakfast-in-bed, breakfast, relaxing, relaxation, rest, rests, resting, taking a rest, taking a break, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., staying home