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'Personal foul. On the defense. Plucking the passer.'
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Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.
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One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.
"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."
'That's what I'm talkin' about.'
"Go easy on the eyebrows. They take forever to grow back."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, beauty, eyebrow, eyebrows, plucking, threading, waxing, hair, hairs, beauty standards, woman, women
"Who's a pretty boy, then?"
'Just a little off the top. Of my eyebrows.'
Enormous Pillow Fight.
Spider Plucking a Guitar
'Could you please pass this down?'
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'Now, do we pluck, tar, and re-feather, or just go straight to tar?'
"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."
Angel plucking his feathers: "She loved me..."
Tags:she loves me, she loves me not, angel, angels, angel's wing, angel's wings, angels wing, angels wings, feather, feathers, pluck, plucks, plucking, plucked, afterlife, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, heaven, heavens, marital problems, marriage problems, relationship problem, relationship problems
No one every actually goes bald, they just pluck out all the greys.
'She loved me...'
This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.
'Oh just pluck it.'
'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'
Red Indian takes feathers for headdress leaving an irritated bird behind.
'I'm afraid there is nothing we can do about your unibrow.'
'But we're mammoths - we're not supposed to pluck our nasal hair.'
Who said romance is dead?
'I found another stray nose hair.' - 'I'll tweezer it...' - 'This won't hurt, right?' - 'No, I'll be fine...' - 'Gah!' - 'Oops.'