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"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"
"Daddy, this is Fletcher - unplugged."
"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."
"Honey, he's our son. Now go and get some change."
"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."
'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'
'We have some bad news...your uncle was smashed.'
'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).
Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.
'It's like, acoustic man...'
Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'