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"Our stock just went up ten points on the rumor that I was replacing you all with burlap sacks stuffed with straw."
An ineffectual ice fisher
"Just got of the phone with Alex Jones. He tells me the illuminati lizards are approaching the moon. do we have space force on this?"
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Man and dog.
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'I'm stuck. Check it out on Google.'
"That's what I mean by, 'You're the most inept boss I've ever worked for.'"
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"While you were out, somebody with three names called."
Tags:receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, employee, employees, assistant, assistants, useless, incompetent, incompetents, unhelpful, business, businessman, businessperson, unprofessional, inept, unqualified, underqualified, inadequate, amateur, amateurs, work, working, workers, worker, distracted, distracting
"It's come to my attention that you've been pushing the box and thinking outside the envelope, Jenson."
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'I'd fire you, but anticipating your next blunder really keeps the company jazzed.'
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"I thought calling Trump inept was rather diplomatic."
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"Okay. So the numbers don't add up. At least the words are spell checked."
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"Phelps, I hope I'm not insulting you when I say you're an incompetent nincompoop."
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Al, The Go-From Guy
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An entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Digital Doppleganging: unplugging an inept player and letting them think they are playing while the computer really is.
Tags:video games, video gaming, video gamer, video gamers, gamers, gaming, skill, skills, unskilled, player, players, dad, dads, father, fathers, son, sons, bond, bonds, bonding time, bonding times, skill level, skill levels, newbie, newbies, frustrate, frustrates, frustration, frustrations, inept, ineptitude
"Our mechanic's garage is considered a No-Fly zone - he never gets anything fixed."
Mulligan's first mulligan.
"Poor Gerald was as good a shot as he was a lover..."
Tags:love, lover, lovers, love life, love-life, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, marriage, widow, lady of the manor, her ladyship, lord and lady, upper class, the upper classes, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, marksman, poor shot, bad shot, inept, useless, speak ill of the dead, insult, insulting, disparage, disparaging
"I know you're not a quitter, Pete - in fact, that's the main reason I have no choice but to fire you."
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"Mr Speaker, if you want to gain back the party's confidence in your leadership, you're going to have to practice harder with the ducks."
Tags:party, parties, political party, political parties, politics, leader, leaders, leadership, confident, confidence, faith, faithful, practice, practices, practising, duck, ducks, toy, toys, pull, pulls, pulling, pull-a-long toy, follow, following, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetence, inept, unprofessional, unsuited, party head
"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."
"Welcome back to CNN, where a Trump campaign official has called in, definitely against the advice of his lawyers."
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"Maybe it's always the person you least suspect because you're not a good detective."
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Puzzles for the inept.
'By hiring inept employees we make our customers more likely to use our automated call system.'