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"And this is Brother Elvis."
'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'
'Brother Andrew is a big Elvis fan.'
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"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."
Tags:rocker, rockers, rock n roll, rock 'n' roll, rock and roll, rock star, rock stars, ageing rocker, ageing rockers, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, performer, performers, concert, concerts, festival, festivals, fan, fans, sixty, sixties, ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process, songwriter, songwriters, singer, singers
"He's arranged to have his ashes snorted by Keith Richards."
"Howard used to be an Elvis look-alike."
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After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?
Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.
Tags:one foot in the grave, guitar, guitars, guitar shop, guitar shops, musician, musicians, guitarist, guitarists, rock n roll, rock 'n' roll, rock and roll, thinning hair, hair loss, bald patch, ageing process, aging process, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senor citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, denial, midlife crisis
"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"
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"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."
Tags:eric clapton, lineage, lineages, pedigree, pedigrees, band, bands, classic rock, classic rock guitarist, classic rock guitarists, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, history, historian, historians, music history, 60s, 1960s, nostalgia, nostalgic, grandparent, grandparents, grandchild, music lover, rock, rock 'n' roll, rock n roll, rock music, rock musician, rock musicians, music teacher, music teachers
"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."
"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"
Tags:army, armed forces, armed force, armies, soldier, soldiers, rock and roll, rock 'n' roll, rock star, rock stars, death metal, uniform, uniforms, battleground, battlegrounds, battle zone, warzone, war zone, war zones, rocker, rockers, career change, career changes, career path, wrong career, wrong job, job change, new job, new jobs
"It just doesn't sound right. Grandma's off her rocker again."
When old rockers trash hotel rooms.
Rock 'n' roll has always had its casualties, typically it's the young...the early days were no different!!
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"Sorry, but the show is over. We smashed too many guitars and ran out."
"Goodness gracious great balls of fire, no!"
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"Hey, can you guys tone it down a notch while I take this..."
'Dude, I've been in this band for over an hour now, and I haven't seen one groupie. Maybe punk rock is dead.'
Tags:rock, rock music, rock and roll, rock 'n' roll, rock n' roll, rocker, rockers, pop music, popular music, rock band, rock group, rock bands, rock groups, driver, drivers, driving, traffic sign, traffic signs, traffic warning, traffic warnings, falling rocks, cliff, cliffs, cliff edge, cliff edges