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The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
"Can you use some quieter software, something without all those bells and whistles?"
"Oh, God, now they'll all start."
Tags:herd, herds, herd mentality, her mentalities, pack, packs, pack mentality, pack mentalities, howl, howls, howling, wolf, wolves, wild dog, wild dogs, dog, dogs, sing, sings, singing, pub, pubs, bar, bars, barman, barmen, barkeeper, barkeepers, nuisance, nuisances, racket, rackets, noisy, off-key, singalong, singalongs, annoyance, annoyances, drunk, drunks, drunken, drunkard, drunkards
"You can't take a solo after every serve."
Tags:sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, racket, rackets, racquet, racquets, serve, serves, serving, net, nets, match, matches, game, games, music, air guitar, air guitarist, air guitarists, air guitars, guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarist, solo, solos, musical instrument, musical instruments, rock, rock and roll rock'n'roll, rock & roll, jamming, bad timing, inappropriate, bad sportsmanship
"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"
The neighbour of the beast
"Apparently they're both going for back to back wins."
'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'
Competitive table tennis
"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"
'Advantage' (Tennis player has huge racket).
"Miss Gorce is in the embalming game."
Summer Arrives At Devil's Island
Tags:tennis, tennis racket, tennis racquet, racket, racquet, dungeon, dungeons, prison, prisons, fun, sport, sports, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, penal colony, penal, prison, prisoned, jail, jails, historical, devil's island, devils island
'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'
"Anyone for tennis?"
Anyone for tennis?
'They'll be talking about that for years.'
'Could you help me on my grunting.'
"What?! You said court-appropriate attire!"
Tags:court, courts, courtrooms, trial, trials, lawyer, courtroom, tennis, sports, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, court of law, court, tennis outfit, tennis costume, tennis costumes, tennis, courts, outfit, outfits, racket, rackets, miscommunication, communication, problems, inappropriate, clothing, legal
"Care to make it interesting?"
Tags:bull, bulls, horn, horns, bull horn, bulls horns, bull's horns, bull horns, bulls' horns, cow, cows, tennis, totem tennis, tether tennis, bet, bets, betting, wager, wagers, ball game, ball games, play, playing, racket, rackets, playtime, play time, playtimes, play times, breaktime, breaktimes, break time, break times, recess, compete, competing, competition, challenge, challenger, challenges, challengers, challenging
Ponzi Schemes: Don't worry - the Securities and Exchange Commission is watching us closely.
"I couldn't find my safety glasses."
Tags:tennis, off-season, off season, off-seasons, off seasons, tennis season, tennis seasons, winters, hibernations, hibernate, hibernates, bear, grizzly, grizzlies, winter, bears, caves, tennis racquet, racquet sports, hibernation, hibernating, sleep, sleeping, racket, rackets, professional athlete, professional athletes
'Look! - Oog has invented the numbers racket!'