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'Apart from illiteracy, low self esteem, homelessness, poverty and a broken home. I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour!'
"It seems like only yesterday you were a juvenile offender."
'It's an absence note for yesterday. I had to go to court. I'm being charged with inside trading of Webkinz cards.'
"The government doesn't lock up young people for the sake of it..."
"The number of youngsters getting involved in petty crime has gone through the roof!"
"We found this on the floor of his cell, Sir, alongside a pile of unexplained crumbs."
"Where's my helicopter?"
Damaged Child, Problem Child, Management Problem, Society's Problem, End of Problem.
"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, legal representative, legal representatives, court, courts, trial, trials, courtroom, courtrooms, guilty, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, evidence, young offender, young offenders, juvenile offender, juvenile offenders, confession, confessions
"I went to a very special school. You had to be sent there by a judge."
"And this is the juvenile court."
"They sentenced me to three days community service instead of four years in juvie. It was extenuating circumstances - my dad is having an affair with the public prosecutor!"
Tags:corrupt, corruption, corrupted, corruptions, justice system, justice systems, legal system, legal systems, prosecutor, prosecutors, juvie, juvies, juvenile offender, juvenile offenders, affair, affairs, community service, sentencing, crimes, criminal, criminals, sentence, jail sentence, jail sentences, prison sentence, prison sentences, avoiding justice, extenuating circumstances, legal jargon
'For shoplifting tennis shoes and sneakers, I'm sentencing you to boot camp.'
"I've been a good boy this year Santa. With this in mind, I want your wallet, watch, mobile phone..."
Tags:naughty list, naughty lists, nice list, nice lists, naughtiness, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, mugger, muggers, crimes, criminal, criminals, childhood, santa, santa claus, father christmas, robbery, robberies, street crime, young offender, young offenders, juvenile offender, juvenile offenders, christmas, xmas, antisocial behaviour, anti-social behaviour, antisocial behavior, anti-social behavior
'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'
'I had a misspent youth, so I'd like to apply for a government bailout.'
'Dad, I need my passport, quickly!'
'We're not called young offenders social workers any more. I'm a scum whisperer.'
Tags:social worker, social workers, crimes, criminal, criminals, crimes, young offenders, yobs, asbo, asbos, therapist, therapists, anti-social behaviour, anti-social behavior, young offender, whisperer, scum, scum whisperer, youth, hoodie, yob, yob culture, society, therapy, horse whisperer, juvenile offender, juvenile offenders
Lollypop lady with Stop Children!
'Did you have to bring the children darling? You know how they terrify your father.'
"What are you in for?"
Tags:cot, cots, playschool, playschools, play school, play school, playgroup, playgroups, play group, play groups, crib, cribs, baby, babies, toddler, toddlers, crimes, criminal, criminals, offender, young offender, young offenders, juvenile offernder, juvenile offenders, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, imprisoned, imprison
"Loitering with intent to have a bit of a chat with my mates. . . What about you?"
"There's me with my phone. . . that's me with a bottle of vodka. . . there I am with my gun."