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Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'
'That's a new word legal came up with. They're still working on a definition for it.'
Terms and Conditions
'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'
"S this is how you settle out of court."
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"Does your client wish to plead 'sweet' or 'lame'?"
Can you do another draft of this? There's still a couple of sentences people might understand
'Go ahead, speak some legal lingo. I want to try out this translation app.'
' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'
"I accept the four thousand years in Limbo with the understanding that it in no way constitutes an admission of wrongdoing."
"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."
'For that satisfying sense of inclusion, you can't beat a class action suit.'
'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'
'Today's specials are based on information that we believe to be reliable, but are not intended to be, nor should be construed to be, a recommendation.'
'What part of etc, etc, etc don't you understand?'
'You don't call this a legal document, do you? I can understand every word of it.'
'Have I lapsed into legalese?'
"Now, now, Ruffy, if you'll spare me the threats I'll spare you the legal jargon."
'Marcia, do we have anyone in legal who's fluent in both 'Mumbo' and 'Jumbo'?'
'Send this back to the legal department. I think they could make it much more complicated than this...'
'I don't like this part. 'Please find enclosed the inclusion of my enclosure'.'
''How do you plead' is just a legal term.'
Jungle of Paragraphs.
Four Boiler Plate Specials
'Knocked down twice by the same goat.'