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"You want to check out my crib?"
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David Blaine, Age 60
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"Oh boy! I'm an American!"
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Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
"Oh, that poor thing."
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'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'
What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.
"It's the new union rule - we have to provide cots for them if they have more than 8 bars rest."
Tags:cot, cots, trade union, trade unions, union, unions, union member, union members, union rule, union rules, labour union, labour unions, labor union, labor unions, musical, musical notation, musical notations, musician, musicians, orchestra, orchestras, sheet music, conductor, conductors, employee rights, employee laws
Baby looking up at mobile made of mobile phones.
"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"
'Looks like Timmy got solitary.'
"Yo, baby, what's wrong? I thought you said you wanted to check out my crib?!"
"Is he asleep?"
'There's another business that's downsizing.'
"The zoo was better."
Mothers crossing the road with prams.
Bob Dylan as a baby.
At the age of only 15 months, Jason was already a master of reverse psychology.
Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.
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The upside down cot
"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"
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"I got this when I was inside"