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"Did you hear, dear? They finally put an end to welfare as we know it."
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'I'm afraid at times like this with overstretched budgets we all have to make sacrifices...'
"Have you considered installing a dehumidifier?"
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'What do you think about forgetting the whole thing and just going back to trying to help people a bit.'
Office of Social Insecurity.
"If Walter Reuther had his way, there'd be a guaranteed annual everything!"
Tags:union, unions, union man, union leader, union leaders, walter reuther, civil rights, civil rights activist, civil rights activists, progressive, progressives, labor, labor leader, labor leaders, union head, union heads, worker, workers, workers rights, populist, populists, populism, union organizer, union organizers, benefit, benefits, government benefits, welfare, barfly, barflies, gripe, gripes, griping, entitled, entitlement
"Bad news, I'm afraid. Little Orphan Annie was a Democrat."
Government cheese and crackers.
All profits go directly to charity
'Sorry, but your dog having puppies does not entitle you to FMLA.'
'Mr. Grubb? It's about your benefit claim.'
'The job creators are angry. They have spoken through their prophets, the politicians, and they demand more sacrifice.'
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Self-sacrifice to aid others
'I've been on welfare for five years - It seems like I'm about due for a raise.'
'There's someone who says he's here to save social security!'
'Get a job!'
'I landed this on Jobseeker's allowance.'
"I just never imagined they wouldn't ﬁnally come up with some form of government aid."
'You're a single person on benefits with too many rooms - we're downsizing you!'
"Yes, it's true that Social Security could run out of funds. But that shouldn't worry you...at your age you'll be long dead by then!"
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"You can collect for disability. I don't know about inability."
Give Thanks Party
"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"
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'You're my hero! Course, my dad says your willingness to save anyone at no cost perpetuates the pervasive, liberal welfare-state culture.'
'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'