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"What can I do? I don't have subpoena powers."
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"My client got twenty years, yet he paid me in full. It just shows the system works."
'Let me remind you that in our legal system we're nice until proven naughty.'
"I've always said - juries are impossible to predict."
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Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.
'I don't care what the judge says, I'm not disregarding that last statement'
Maze of legalities.
'Is that your plea...to err is human?'
'It's solar powered so it might take a while.'
"We're going before the SUpreme Court in an hour, Ben. Would it kill you to sit on my lap?"
"How was it? Hissy fit or kissy face?"
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'Just because you're the lowest scum of the Earth, a complete misfit of society, a smalltime worthless punch, doesn't mean I won't give you a fairy trial.'
'When I offered the bribe, Your Honor, I was just being polite.'
'I don't think this court reporting machine is user friendly.'
"And that's how I learned the difference between collaborator and co-conspirator."
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"It was merely a few warning shots to get the witness's attention, your honor!"
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"As your lawyer, I advice you to start crying."
Roving gang of judges dispensing their own brand of street justice.
Problems arise when the justices are allowed to have their own gavels.
"Freedom and crime go hand in hand, Your Honor. Look at Russia."
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"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."
"Innocent, your honor."
Lawyer objects to a voodoo spell being put on a judge.