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"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"
"Don't worry. When I was ten I flew alone from Colombia to Azerbaijan with a backpack full of black-tar heroin, and I survived."
A man confronts his lost youth.
"I forgot to misspend my youth."
"Where did my life go?"
Harold finally has an LSD flashback from his sixties college days...
'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'
'If I'd know how much a pint was going to cost at this time of life, I'd have misspent my youth for a lot longer.'
'I had a misspent youth, so I'd like to apply for a government bailout.'
"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."
At the Misspent Youth Hostel.
'Yes, I am wise now, but it's fair to say I had wild teenage years...'
'I wish I could misspend my youth all over again.'
'Stop it Irene...you are not a spring chicken.'