Petty Crimes Cartoons and Comics

Slow Night

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

"Promise? No more shenanigans?"

"It's '60 Minutes.' Did you order a mushroom pizza in July, 1992, and never pick it up?"`

"I'm sure you remember when community service was something only nice people did."

"I didn't raise you to steal tacky c**p."

Snatched Purse Co.

Petty thieves.

"The number of youngsters getting involved in petty crime has gone through the roof!"

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

'To cover the city's debt the NYPD wrote tickets for every act of littering at the marathon.'

"The banality of evil."

The Genghis con.

'The bank robbery went without a hitch, but then some GP reported me for smoking in the getaway car.'

Please leave these toilets as you would wish to find them.

'I'm sorry, Catherine, but my feelings for you have changed since you reported me for stealing cable.'

'You're in violation of Ordinance KT-25: digging for truffles without a permit.'

'I've got writer's block.'

"Don't try laying that psychological mumbo-jumbo on me, Dad!"

'Watch it, guys, here comes the law.'

'This man is wanted in connection with a discarded crisp packet on Saturday 14 July this year...'

'Later, when I'm a major criminal you'll be proud you knew me!'

'John, you've escaped!'