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"It's an internship - crime doesn't pay."
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My Son the Hit Man.
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"It seems like only yesterday you were a juvenile offender."
"And to think that we started as a book group."
"But the worst part is that when I was arrested, I was working at the height of my creative powers!"
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Damaged Child, Problem Child, Management Problem, Society's Problem, End of Problem.
'I'm thinking of diversifying into Payday loans.'
"Serving three sentences concurrently gives one a real sense of accomplishment."
'Say what you will about a life of crime. It's one of the few remaining career choices with a recession-proof retirement plan that's immune to the whims of the stock market!'
"Now that we're into cyber crime, it's time we get a nicer office."
"Hot damn, Wally! Your background in stage always enhances the drama."
"We know you're in there, Morgan. Open up, so we can discuss the conflict between the social factors of the mainstream and of your subculture that led to your following this negativistic path."
"My plan is to figure out child-proof caps, then move right into hacking."
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'You seem quite determined to pursue this identity theft idea, Timkins...'
"I'm getting too old for the mugging game - I'm thinking bout becoming a mortgage broker."
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"What a career! She started out stealing silver thimbles and look at her now!"
"The business of crime DOES pay. It pays our salaries!"
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'This is just temporary - I'm saving up to go into the mortgage business.'
'OHHH, his FIRST 'Restraining Order.''
'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'
'I've never really understood what my Phil does for a living.'
Done Thievin': 'There's no shame left any more...'
'We're all on life's journey. Mr. Trenchfoot, but you seem to have sent most of the voyage tied up in the dock.'
'Why do I rob banks? Because that's where the money is!'
'When I get out, I'm going straight - straight back to crime!'