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"Oh, how very French."
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"Sweetie, there is no kids' section."
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"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."
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'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'
"Trevor left the pit ten years ago.. but he likes to keep his hands in."
'Sorry, but you can't get in. You're a minor.'
"I'm his guardian."
"I'm majoring in computer sciences, and minoring in kinesthetic annunciative aggregates - you, know, technobabble."
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'C'mon guy. You know I can't serve miners.'
"As long as you're over 18, and I'll accept dog years."
'I'm majoring in 'Business' with a minor in 'None Of Your Business.''
'Since your offense was only a misdemeanor, our firing squad will pummel you with water balloons instead.'
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'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'
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'You said you'd pre-board unaccompanied miners.'
"We don't serve minors."
Slaps on the wrist.
'I plan to major in political science with a minor in strange bedfellows,'
'We are going to petition the court to try you as a child.'
'We send 'em to Washington & they forget all about us! Bar & Grill: 'No minors or non-voters'.
WAR COLLEGE, new minor: peacekeeping.
'Or maybe I'll never grow up to work for Aflac or Looney Tunes. Huh, Dad? Have you ever thought of that?'
The Stand-about society.
'What are you complaining about...they told you this was MINOR surgery!'