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'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'
"Promise? No more shenanigans?"
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"It's '60 Minutes.' Did you order a mushroom pizza in July, 1992, and never pick it up?"`
"I'm sure you remember when community service was something only nice people did."
Tags:rich people, rich person, the one percent, the 1 percent, inequality, wealth gap, wealth divide, poverty gap, inequality, out of touch, aloof, aloofness, pretentious, pretentiousness, privilege, privileges, privileged, community service, prison sentence, prison sentences, crime and punishment, petty crime, petty crimes, small crime, small crimes, minor crime, minor crimes, punishments, prejudice, prejudices
"I didn't raise you to steal tacky c**p."
Tags:theft, thief, thieves, thieving, steal, stealing, crimes, criminal, criminals, petty crime, petty crimes, petty theft, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, raising kids, raising children, tack, tacky, junk, rubbish, bric a brac, bric-a-brac, ornament, ornaments, breaking and entering, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, swag, swag bag, swag bags, loot, looting, bad quality, materialism, materialistic
'Do any of these suspects look like the one who stole your invisibility potion, professor?"
Tags:police department, police station, police line up, lineup, lineups, crimes, criminal, suspect, identity parade, identity parades, suspect, suspects, criminals, perps, perpetrators, inventions, inventors, chemistry, professor, science fiction, invisible, invisibility, potions, theft, stealing, thieves, thief, petty crime, thugs, scientists, detectives
Snatched Purse Co.
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"Impressive rap sheet. Any experience that didn't end in an arrest?"
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"The number of youngsters getting involved in petty crime has gone through the roof!"
Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room
Tags:hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeries, doctor's office, doctors office, waiting room, waiting rooms, petty crime, petty crimes, petty theft, petty thefts, theft, thefts, thief, thieves, crimes, criminal, criminals, magazine, magazines, rule, rules, reading material, selfish, selfishness, rule breaker, rule breakers, rule breaking
'To cover the city's debt the NYPD wrote tickets for every act of littering at the marathon.'
'Don't stop that thief!'
"The banality of evil."
The Genghis con.
'The bank robbery went without a hitch, but then some GP reported me for smoking in the getaway car.'
Please leave these toilets as you would wish to find them.
"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."
'I'm sorry, Catherine, but my feelings for you have changed since you reported me for stealing cable.'
'You're in violation of Ordinance KT-25: digging for truffles without a permit.'
"Don't try laying that psychological mumbo-jumbo on me, Dad!"
Tags:mug, mugs, mugging, mugger, muggers, rob, robs, robbing, robbery, robberies, petty crime, petty crimes, criminal, criminals, career criminal, career criminals, son, sons, father, fathers, dad, dads, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, mumbo-jumbo, guilt trip, guilt trips, guilt tripping, not angry, just disappointed, shame, shames, shaming, ashamed
'Oh, he's on ebay again, trying to sell a case of white correction fluid he pilfered from the office back in 1984.'
'Watch it, guys, here comes the law.'