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"Apart from illitercy,low self esteem,homelessness,poverty and a broken home I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour..."
'Don't be offended. It's their customary greeting.'
Back to school Sale.
"It seems like only yesterday you were a juvenile offender."
As far as sanctions go I find making them watch back to back episodes of ' the Antiques Roadshow' works well...
'Yes, I'm willing to accept the job on a 90-day probational basis. Do I report to my former probation officer?'
'It's an absence note for yesterday. I had to go to court. I'm being charged with inside trading of Webkinz cards.'
"Since this is only your first offense, and you've been found not guilty, I'll be lenient in my sentencing."
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The muse for letters to the editor.
Welcome Back Recidivists!
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'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'
The Masochists' Chatroom
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'Any chance you could keep my cell for me? I'd only just got it how I wanted it...'
'Okay, you win - Put that thing down right now and I'll let you off with a warning.'
'A tuffet, some curds and whey, and a moment of weakness - the next thing you know I'm a registered sex offender.'
'I love repeating offences.'
I got an A in despair.
Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'
The police amnesty programme, arms traded for laptops was proving popular with the younger offenders.
Lawyer with a client
If the government got any tougher on crime, there wouldn't be any politicians left.
"I'm afraid you've missed supper. Don't worry thought, I'll see if chef can rustle you up a few bacon butties."
"I'd like an ensuite bathroom..."
"It's his first offense!"
"We live in a cell. Why can't we have a cellphone?"