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'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'
Out too late? Call curfew beaters!
I don't get what the problem is...I totally tweeted I'd be late an hour ago!
"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"
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"Sorry I'm late, dad! Which number?"
"Do you have any Nine O'clock Madness? I'm not allowed out past ten."
"Please bring him home safely so I can kill him."
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'Kids! It's time to come in, it's getting dork outside!'
'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'
'If I'm not home by midnight, my wife turns on the electric fence.'
"I can't play anymore. My ride is here."
Old School Call Forwarding
As soon as she was late for her curfew,k Kelsey's father immediately sent one of her baby photos to her friends' cell phones.
'You just get my daughter home by 10 or we'll be taking a closer look at this contraption.'
"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."
'I can remember when you could go out without having to worry!'
Suddenly Kip hit an area not marked on his Creaky Board Floor Map. The curfew police would both be sympathetic.
'And make sure my daughter is back at dawn...'
Outfitted in his new late-for-curfew costume, Todd was able to get up to his bedroom with being noticed.
After breaking her curfew for the fourth time...
'Mrs. Sandler, I'm sorry we were late! No! Not that, Mrs. Sandler! Ahh! No, please! I beg of you!...'
An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,
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"Ignore Mister Sooky over there...he's just upset that I wouldn't let him go to the put."
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"... No, my parents don't want me home so early because they don't trust me... They don't trust you!"