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"Go back to where you came from."
"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."
'Oh,no, not again!'
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"And a twist of yam."
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'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on stayin in our country?'
Turkeys run as pilgrims arrive.
'You're in luck we bring multi-culturalism.'
Pilgrims and Wampanoag men celebrate Thanksgiving by playing football.
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"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."
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Two cultures meet.
'There goes civilization as we know it.'
'Has anyone been injured?!' - 1493- Lawyers discover America.
'I don't like this!'
"Yams, pie, stuffing, pumpkin, bean casserole, biscuits, corn, cranberry sauce, carrots, mashed potatoes...where's the turkey?"
'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'
"You worry too much. They're just tourists."
"Let's take this exit."
"My ancestors should have built a wall."
"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "
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"Three Wild Turkeys."
'Now I know this is a long journey, and we're all gonna get hungry, but, and I can't stress this enough, you gotta remember to eat from the top down.'
'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'
The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."