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'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'
"I got my DNA analysis back. Guess what - I'm a Hapsburg."
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Although Tall Enough to Play Basketball, Had There Been such a Thing, the Emperor Charlemagne Was the Son of King Pepin the Short
When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!
"Miss Garnet, get me everything we have on spontaneous generation."
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"My goodness, I had no idea people from California had ancestors!"
"Ordinarily, I'm deeply, completely happy, ...then, wham! I remember we're related to chickens."
Rodneys family tree was a lot shorter than most.
When you said you were going to track down your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET.
"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"
'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'
'I'm only interested in locating wealthy relatives.'
"Neat ancestors - biological?"
"First, I want you to cut way back on the Ancestry.com."
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GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'
"I hope you don't mind me saying but I think your husband might have got the wrong end of the stick about this tracing your ancestors thing."
Dave's most treasured possession was the picture he had of his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.
'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'
"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."
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"So who did you beget?"
Billy listened spell-bound as his grandfather told him magical tales about the adventures of his ancestors.
'I did our branch of the family tree. Turns out we're birch and northern pine.'
'I warned you, Oedipus, not everybody likes what they find when tracing their family tree.'
"If it isn't genetic at all, but just the upshot of growing up in Jersey, will you still love me, Mona?"
"Some people say I look like my dad, others say I look like my mom. I guess I'm a hybrid."