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'How the heck are we supposed to land on a runway that's upside down?'
'Ladies and gentlemen, as you may have noticed, we are now making our initial decent.'
"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."
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Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.
Take off went surprisingly well, but landing was going to be a bitch.
"Bigelow, let's try and set this thing down just once without saying 'Oopsy-daisy.' "
"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."
Fluffy suddenly realized it wasn't going to matter whether or not he could land on his feet from one mile up.
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.
"Spotlandings are a piece of cake!"
If the pilgrims landed today...
"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."
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Parachuter has 'Watch out' stamped on his feet.
'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'
"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"
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'If it gets out that we missed Mars by 150 million miles, we're in deep doo-doo! Would you mind wearing these costumes for a brief video?'
'But I thought you were the instructor.'
'OK, we always land on our feet. Has it ever occurred to you THAT could be our problem?'
'I think we're about to make a forced landing.'
Danger: Thin Ice (alien space ship over frozen pond)
'The sunshine states are a rough landing.'
Doctor! Hurry! He's pancaking!