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Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.
Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'
"We've thought and thought, but we're at a loss about what to call ourselves. Any ideas?"
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"Look, maybe you came to the New World to put buckles all over your body. But that's just not me."
'Oh,no, not again!'
"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"
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Ask Us About Our Ordeal
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"That's the deal for Manhattan. If you have to ask how much for the Hamptons, you can't afford it."
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"It's like texting, but for dead people."
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"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."
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'Instead of looking for the Fountain of Youth, we should look for the Fountain of Age so we can take advantage of senior citizen discounts that are rampant in the New World.'
'Look, she wasn't laughing at you. You're so paranoid. You always think the whole world is coming to get you.'
Two hundred years before Newton, Columbus discovers gravity in the New World.
'The Pilgrims sailed their iShips to the New World and docked at the eBay.'
Two cultures meet.
"We're too late. This territory's already been marked."
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'I don't like this!'
Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.
"Adam! Look! it's coming up again!"
Some words of encouragement in a cold impersonal world. 50c.
"20 bucks? Throw in the hot dog franchise and we gotta deal!"
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"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"
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"Let's take this exit."
'I'll bet you 'Laughing Joker' is playing another elaborate prank on us!'