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"There's no milk foam design on my coffee."
"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"
Tags:wine, wines, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, bottle, chardonnay, riesling, dog, dogs, fetch, go fetch, smart dog, trained dog, dog training, camp, camping, outdoors, outdoorsmen, men, man, manly, fire, fire pit, bonfire, tent, campsite, winter, drinker, drinkers, wine lovers, wine writers, wine bloggers, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners
"Who can we call?"
Tags:cellular phone, cell phone, cell phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, camping trip, camping trips, campsite, campsites, camp site, camp sites, camper, campers, boredom, gadget, gadgets, mobile phone, mobile phones, bored, boredom, gadgetry, gimmick, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, technological advances, technical advances, technological advancements, technical advancements
'Come on kids - it's just a story!'
"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."
Tags:outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, cabin, cabins, camp, camps, camping, campsite, campsites, vermin, pest, pests, insect, insects, bug, bugs, romance, romantic, getaway, getaways, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, rough it, roughing it, nature, natural world, love, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, tick, ticks, discomfort, uncomfortable, anniversary, anniversaries
'Primitive camp' has WiFi.
Rustic Camping and Wi-Fi Zone.
Ned was a comfot first type of guy, even when camping
'And this one is my Ritalin patch.'
Dog with his own tent.
Avoiding the queue
Tags:camping, camping site, campsites, camping sites, camper, campers, camping trip, camping trips, camping holiday, camping holidays, gender stereotype, disguise, disguises, skipping the queue, campsite, toilet, bathroom, ladies, gents, nature, towel, moustache, tent, female stereotype, female stereotypes
I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....
Bear tells man to stop snoring
Tags:snore, snores, snorer, snorers, disturbed sleep, disturbed sleeping, insomnia, insomniac, sleep apnea, obstructive sleep apnea, osa, sleep apnoea, obstructive sleep apnoea, bear, bears, camp, camps, campsite, camping, camper, campers, campsites, camp site, camp sites, woods, forest, forestry, holiday, vacation, holidays, vacations, sleepless, sleeplessness
". . . and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, campsite, campsites, camp site, camp sites, camper, campers, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, male stereotype, male stereotypes, scary story, scary stories, macho men, macho male, macho males, macho man, old west, wild west, american west, tough guy, tough guys, machoness, feelings, talking about feelings, sensitive, sensitiveness, emotional, emotions
'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'
'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'
'Hey guys! Are we all tucking our pant legs into our boots today? And our kerchiefs...are we tying them snuggly or letting them hang kind of loose and casual-like?'
Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.
Tags:rural life, rural lifestyle, rural lifestyles, farm animal, farm animals, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, barnyards, farm, farms, countryside, countrysides, cow, cows, cattle, pig, pigs, goose, geese, chicken, chickens, camper, campers, camp, camps, camping, campsite, campsites, camp site, camp sites, tent, tents, tenting, summer, summers, summertime, summer-time, childhood, rural ideal, herd, herds, local wildlife, wildlife, trespasser, trespassers, trespassing, thelwell
"...Dibs on the heated socks."
"Let's take this exit."
"I hate crowded parks."
"We're really roughing it. I left my video game system home."