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"Look, maybe you came to the New World to put buckles all over your body. But that's just not me."
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"And a twist of yam."
'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on stayin in our country?'
'Now I know this is a long journey, and we're all gonna get hungry, but, and I can't stress this enough, you gotta remember to eat from the top down.'
'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'
"Spam? What the heck is spam?"
Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'
'I suppose someday we'll wonder where we were and what we were doing on the first Thanksgiving.'
Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'They don't roll very well, Sir Francis.'