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Thanksgiving Boxing Ring
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The Vorsteins plan to raise their own turkey for Thanksgiving failed the moment their kids named it 'Bobo'.
'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'
"Thanksgiving shmanksgiving - we both know this is because I slept with your wife."
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Turkeys run as pilgrims arrive.
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
Refugees Fleeing Ethnic Roasting Somewhere Along Rt. 67, Connecticut
A turkey holds up a sign reading "Repent!"
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"They yell at me a lot, but I've got a job until after all the turkey holidays!"
"Man, I am stuffed."
"This can't be right..."
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"Cuttin' out the middle man!"
Thanksgiving Turkey Trial
Colin determined never to buy GM products ever again!
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"I was very good...delicious in fact."
"I think he's inviting us to turkey dinner."
'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'
"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"
"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."
'I made it all the way through Thanksgiving... then I made it all the way through Christmas, then I had to go and die in a bizarre gardening accident!'
The attempted brush off that became an enduring tradition.
"We had this last year."
"Thanksgiving's not so great. Sure, you get a nice turkey dinner, but your mom goes on a diet the next day and takes you with her."
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