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Thanksgiving Day Traditions
Thinning the Herd through Reading and Comprehension: 'All-they-can-eat Fish Feast!'
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'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'
'Uh oh, looks like the prodigal son is back: That means a feast!'
"Hit it. I'm hungry."
"No insults? No put-downs? No verbal abuse? Come on, guys. What kind of roast is this, anyhow?"
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"I didn't know this is what 'be prepared' meant, did you?"
Are there any vegetarian options
'Don't waste time on the dry foods, gang - head straight for that banana cream pie!'
'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'
"Be patient. We'll soon be pigging out on lemmings."
"Turkey?! No! They eat GOAT on Thanksgiving. I heard they even have a special table for you called the 'kid's' table. Sucker!"
"I say we move on to dessert."
"Let's take this exit."
Feast / Famine (sign on male/female toilet doors).
"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."
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'i'd forgotten I had a dining room table in here.'
Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked
"Oooooh, Thanksgiving feast? What can I bring?"
'Alice, what's the matter now?'
The Ekert Saga: 'Oh...I get it. Keep him away from people, right?...To stop him from gorging on a buffet of ego, malice and greed, right?'
A tiny dog watches the big dogs eat meat.
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