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Once upon a time vs. today
"Son, we Billinghams have always made our careers in medicine, law or finance - that's why I want you to reconsider your plan to become a Mafia don."
"Just what is it you want out of your career, Hayward?"
Lincoln elementary school
"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."
"What do you want to be when you give up?"
"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."
"What do you want to be when you reenter the workforce?"
'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'
"I wanted to be a producer, actor or comedian but unfortunately I respect women."
"So he got a trophy for good sportsmanship – that doesn't mean he won't go to law school."
"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"
'It said on your application that you only want to work long enough to buy a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti. For what we pay, that should only take 287 years.'
'Cecil and Byron are going into pork futures but Preston is interested in banking.'
"You think I can be an assistant manager?"
'Har, har! Hey, Margaret, wanna hear something funny? That wimp dog of mine wants to be a ballet dancer!'
'I want to be a tree when I grow up.'