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Herb got in touch with his inner monkey.
Jimmy, Sixth-Generation Pain in the Ass.
"It belonged to my great great great. . . . creepy Uncle Edgar."
Tags:ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, headhunter, headhunters, head-hunter, head-hunters, headhunting, head-hunting, creep, creeps, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, heirloom, heirlooms, family heirloom, family heirlooms, inheritance, spear hunting, spear hunter, relative, relatives, great uncle, great uncles, family history
"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."
Tags:movie, movies, film, films, japanese, dinosaur, dinosaurs, monster, monsters, tokyo, japan, ancestor, ancestors, law firm, law firms, family, family history, families, partner, partners, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers
"Your ancestors ruled the Earth, Mr. Tucker - you're gonna have to ease up a bit!"
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, evolution, evolve, evolved, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, extinct, extinction
"My ancestors are from labrador but that's the back story."
Tags:newfoundland and labrador, canada, canadian, canadians, province, provinces, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, family, backstory, backstories, history, family histories, families, show business, hollywood, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, bar, bars, pub, pubs
"I got my DNA analysis back. Guess what - I'm a Hapsburg."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, science, biology, genetics, gene, genes, dna, d.n.a., dna testing, genetic testing, analysis, result, results, history, historical, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, family tree, genealogy, genealogist, genealogists, family history, lineage, hapsburg, hapsburgs, family, families, royal, royalty, regal, crown, crowns
"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, card, cards, playing card, playing cards, breeding, lineage, ancestor, ancestors, relative, relatives, holstein-friesian, king of diamonds, diamond, diamonds, king, parent, parents, parentage, dairy, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, family tree, family history
"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."
Tags:civilization, dawn of civilization, civilisation, dawn of civilisation, civilised, civilising, walk upright, walks upright, walking upright, ape, apes, evolve, evolves, evolving, evolution, biped, bipeds, bipedal, bipedalism, australopithecus, hominid, hominids, ancestor, ancestors, missing link, missing links, walk upright, walks upright, walking upright, milestone, milestones
"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the frog prince, brothers grimm, princess, princesses, prince, princes, royal, royals, royalty, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, frog, frogs, amphibian, amphibians, inbreeding, breeding, lineage, parentage, relative, relatives, related, family, families, family tree, family issues, family problems, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, science, biology, genetics, genes, history, historical, looks, appearance, personal appearance, facial features, family resemblance
When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!
Third-Degree White Belt
Tags:karate, taekwondo, martial arts, white belt, family line, generation, generations, hometown, hometowns, ancestry, ancestors, ancestor, old, old people, age, aging, ageing, miami, beach, beaches, florida, snow bird, snow birds, black belt, grandparents, grandparent, grandfather, grandfathers, grandmother, grandmothers, retire, retired, retirement, pensioner, pensioners
"My goodness, I had no idea people from California had ancestors!"
"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."
Tags:witch, witches, wizard, wizards, warlock, warlocks, witch trials, trials, vampire, vampires, myth, myths, mythological, mythology, mythologies, painting, ancestry, ancestor, ancestors, grandfather, grandfather, occult, satanism, satanic, black mass, black masses, horror, classic horror, happy halloween, halloween, spooky, scary, creepy, fear, portrait, portraits
"The mountain wants four more years, but we have decided to worship the moon."
Tags:election, elections, president, presidential, presidential election, incumbent, incumbents, worship, worships, choice, choices, candidate, candidates, god, gods, primitive, ancestor, ancestors, early religion, democracy, democratic government, caveman, cavemen, early man, australopithecus, hominid, hominids, polytheism, polytheistic
"Ordinarily, I'm deeply, completely happy, ...then, wham! I remember we're related to chickens."
"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."
'I just can't believe I'm related to them.'
"Dead ... Dead ... Dead ... Dead ... You're talking to Edward the Younger."
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, inherit, inheritance, inherited, descendant, descendants, descendant, heir, heir to the throne, next in line, ancestor, ancestors, murder, murderer, murderers, assassination, assassin, assassins, phonecall, phonecalls, phone calls, phone call, phone conversation, phone conversations, ascend the throne, ascending the throne, law of conquest, conqueror, conquerors
When you said you were going to track down your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET.
'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.
"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy."
Tags:grandparent, grandparents, granddad, granddads, grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, generations, old age, old people, elderly, elder, elders, grandchild, grandchildren, granddaughter, granddaughters, grandson, grandsons, ancestry, ancestors, ancestor, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, grumpy old man, grouch, grouchy, crotchety
"Yes, Jeffrey, it too brave men to settle the West. But it also took a particular kind of courage to stay right here in Darien."
'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'