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'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'
"I got my DNA analysis back. Guess what - I'm a Hapsburg."
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Although Tall Enough to Play Basketball, Had There Been such a Thing, the Emperor Charlemagne Was the Son of King Pepin the Short
"Miss Garnet, get me everything we have on spontaneous generation."
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"My goodness, I had no idea people from California had ancestors!"
"Ordinarily, I'm deeply, completely happy, ...then, wham! I remember we're related to chickens."
"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"
'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'
'I'm only interested in locating wealthy relatives.'
"Neat ancestors - biological?"
"First, I want you to cut way back on the Ancestry.com."
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"I hope you don't mind me saying but I think your husband might have got the wrong end of the stick about this tracing your ancestors thing."
Dave's most treasured possession was the picture he had of his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.
"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."
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'I did our branch of the family tree. Turns out we're birch and northern pine.'
"If it isn't genetic at all, but just the upshot of growing up in Jersey, will you still love me, Mona?"
"She was right....I AM a pig!"
"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."
'Testing, testing, once upon a time, testing...'
'I'll grant your next wish as soon as I finish researching my Genie-Ology.'
"...then I take out one of these, ll them it's an ancestor, and try to sell it to them."
"And this entire section is the obit of a very thorough genealogist."
Realistic Ancestry Chart
'He's a genius in genetics, but he can't fold a genome map.'