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'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'
Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.
'I found out where the NBA players shop online.'
National basketball association - suggestion box high up wall.
"I see you worked for Donald Sterling and learned how to double the value of your business through scurrilous remarks..."
'LA clippers owner Donald Sterling says it wasn't a racist remark, it was just 'Trash Talk'.'
'Never, Ever...try to imitate LeBron James on the basketball court.'
'We're going to insist that he at least finish kindergarten before entering the NBA draft.'
'... yes, Mr. Stern. We appreciate everything. It was a very generous donation by the NBA. However, bottom line, the kids hate the synthetic basketballs.'
'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'
'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'
'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'
'I can't believe it, Bob Two seats for the NBA finals right on the half-court line!'
'He's got size and a soft shooting touch. But I don't know... There's something wrong with his mobility.'
'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'
Worthless degree and no NBA career to fall back on.
'This is the NBA, Doug. It's a whole new level. You need to stop referring to your locker as 'my cubby'...'
'... One minute I want to stay in obedience school, the next minute I want to quit and pin all my hopes on an NBA career.'
'Don't worry, Mikey. Lots of kids fail to get drafted into the NBA right out of sixth grade, and they go on to live happy and fulfilling lives.'
'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'
King James and the Heat thought they could not be beat mocking Dirk Nowitzki with laughter...But James fell down and broken his crown and Dirk got what he was after!