Talent Scout Cartoons and Comics

"That's my novel."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Quick! Get me an agent."

'That's the best hold music I've ever heard, I'd like to sign you up at once'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"My client wants a fifty-per-cent salary boost, a bonus guarantee, and a snappy choreographed victory dance he can do after he makes a touchdown."

"Let me do the talking."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'I am going to Hollywood to get a job as a Comanche scout.'

Athletic Cup Proving Ground

Sign Him.

'He's got size and a soft shooting touch. But I don't know... There's something wrong with his mobility.'

'They draft them into the league younger and younger every year. Look! He's still got his tail!'

'I'm a talent-scout for a famous circus: Have you ever thought of joining the circus?'

How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan.

' I thought I had discovered the next Bob Dylan playing in some small dive in New Jersey. Then I realized it was the old Bob Dylan.'

'What? How can you say this game is bor-ring?!'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Simon Cowell

'They say all the best comics come from Liverpool don't they - wait until you hear Spot's Scouse accent!'

He's got a lousy voice!

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"Mark my words, son, you're going to be massive"