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"It's over Rachel - I want your things out of my cubby."
'Is it possible to have a senior moment when you're only a sophomore?'
"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."
"Do you have something more befitting a 6th grader?"
'And just what were you planning on doing with this magnifying glass, Billy?!?'
"I bet this is going to be the best year yet!"
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The Feeglemans devised a great way to defray babysitting costs.
'He took a pass and disappeared?'
'Just my luck! Out of all the kids in school, I end up being Davey Jones' locker partner!'
'This is the NBA, Doug. It's a whole new level. You need to stop referring to your locker as 'my cubby'...'
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Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!
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'Oh, man, Russell,,,it really smells like death in here'
Tags:death, dying, dies, smell, smells, odour, odours, odor, odors, odorous, tennis, squash, squash racket, tennis player, player, locker room, locker rooms, boys locker room, mens locker room, toilet, toilets, lavatory, lavatories, lockers, locker, shower, showers, mens rooms, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater, grim reaper
The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.
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Pirates at the mall.
Tags:pirate, pirates, pillage, pillages, pillaging, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, mall, malls, shop, shops, shopping, store, stores, disable, disabled, disability, disabilities, pottery, barn, barns, pearle, vision, foot, feet, locker, lockers, tag, tags, notice, notices, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"How come you didn't graduate from high school."
Tags:forgetful, forgetfulness, locker, lockers, combination, combinations, graduate, graduates, graduation, graduations, high school, diploma, diplomas, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, cv, cvs, resume, resumes, human resources, skill set, skill sets
'Brian discovers that 'Slide To Unlock' doesn't work when you've forgotten your locker combination.'
When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.
'Being sick can sure affect your grades. The kid I cheat off of has been out all week.'
Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.
'Now, this one is called: Essence of Sports Bag.'
'I'm taking an optimistic approach. Instead of a failing grade, I'm looking at it as 80 passing.'
Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.
The divorce got pretty ugly. In the end, my mom had to pay off my dad $67 to avert a nasty custody battle.
'Where do you enter the password?'
Cleaning student lockers.