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'Jack, these aren't just ordinary magic beans...they're 'organic' magic beans.'
"My, Grandma, what crushing debt you have."
Tags:debt, in debt, debtor, accounting, accountant, accountants, retired, retirement, old age, the elderly, finance, financial management, money management, little red riding hood, red riding hood, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, millennial, millennials, calculate, calculating, accounts book, accounts books, irresponsible, irresponsibility, immature, immaturity
"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."
The Princess And The Watermelon
Tags:princess and the pea, the princess and the pea, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, watermelon, watermelons, princess, princesses, mattress, mattresses, insomnia, insomniac, restless night, sleepless night, restless nights, restless nights, discomfort, uncomfortable, ache, aching, annoying, annoyance, sore, soreness, hans christian andersen
Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
Tags:jack, jack and the beanstalk, beanstalk, grill, grilling, men, manly, masculine, masculinity, suburban, suburbia, reality, realities, same same, parallel, parallels, monster, monsters, normal, normal life, everyday, seems normal, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, bbq, barbecue, middle america
"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."
"I told you they were magic beans and not to eat them."
Tags:jack and the beanstalk, magic beanstalk, beanstalk, beanstalks, magic beanstalks, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairytale, fairytales, magic bean, magic beans, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, stupid, stupidity, disobey, disobedient, disobedience, mistake, mistake, ignore, ignoring, ignored, life lesson, life lessons, regret, regretting, regretful, unsafe food
"Gretel, I don't like living in this culture of fear."
Tags:culture of fear, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, hansel and gretel, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, german fairy tale, german fairy tales, fear, fearful, wicked witch, wicked witched, gingerbread house, public discourse, climate of fear, climates of fear, emotional bias, the brothers grimm, brothers grimm, grimm's fairy tales
"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."
Tags:smoker, smokers, secondhand smoke, second-hand smoke, passive smoking, passive smoker, passive smokers, smoking ban, smoking bans, smoke, smokes, smoking, big bad wolf, big-bad-wolf, wolf, wolves, villain, villains, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairytales, fairy story, fairy stories, three little pigs, cigar smoke, cigarette smoke, predator, predators, prey, preys, threat, threats
"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
Tags:magic bean, magic beans, revenue, revenues, jack and the beanstalk, value, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stock, stocks, investment, investments, financial, financials, fairytale, fairytales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, fairy story, fairy stories, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesmen, salesman, confidence trick, con, cons, scam, scams
"It's too hot to eat."
Tags:red riding hood, little red riding hood, big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, predator, predators, heat wave, heat waves, hot weather, overheating, summer, hot summer, hot summers, summer time, dehydrated, dehydration, lazy, laziness, hungry, hunger, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories
Snow White and her Seven people.
Tags:snow white, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stylist, stylists, agent, agents, lawyer, lawyers, publicist, publicists, life coach, life coaches, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, pas, accountant, accountants, royal, royals, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, entourage, entourages
"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."
Tags:humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, all the kind's horses, horses, help, helping, not helping, mess, messed, trauma, traumatising, wrong tools, wrong for the job, right skills, horror, horrifying, subverted, subversion, invert, inverted, inversion, all the king's men, repair, repairs, hooves, hoof, trample, trampled
"Mein Gott! It never occurred to me that Hansel and Gretel might be Hitler Youth."
Tags:fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, brothers grimm, the brothers grimm, grimms fairy tales, grimm's fairy tales, hansel and gretel, german fairy tales, witch, witches, gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, hitler youth, the hitler youth, world war two, world war 2, ww2, wwii, second world war, the second world war, hilter, german fairy tale, abduct, abduction, abducted, kidnap, kidnapping, kidnapped, cannibalism, cannibalism, hitlerjugend, hj, nazi party
Castle in the Clouds
Tags:mountain, mountains, castle, castles, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy castle, fairy castles, fairy tale castles, fairy tale castles, castle in the clouds, oxygen, oxygen tanks, oxygen tank, high altitude, high altitudes, mountaineer, mountaineers, mountaineering, impractical, impracticality, tanker, tankers, breathing, oxygen, lack of oxygen, oxygen deprived, oxygen deprivation
"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"
Tags:childhood obesity, fat epidemic, obesity epidemic, fat, fatness, obese, obesity, gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, witch, witches, witchcraft, hansel, gretel, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, nutritionist, nutritionists, junk food, junk foods, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, wicked witch, wicked witches
'Typical media bias. First they label the wolf 'the big BAD wolf' then they only give Little Red Riding Hood's point of view.'
The Queen Meets Auto-Reply
Tags:evil queen, the evil queen, snow white, fairy tale, fairy tales.fairy story, fairy stories, mirror mirror, auto reply, auto-reply, auto response, predictive text, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, algorithm, the algorithm, unhelpful, useless, uselessness, bad technology, failed technology, automatic reply, text, texts, texting, messaging, messages, online messaging
Folk o' the Wee
Tags:fairy, fairies, fairytale, fairytales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, elf, elves, pixie, pixies, wee folk, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, mythical beings, sidhe, irish myth, irish myths, minion, minions, fairy court, fairy courts, sprite, sprites, folklore
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Snow White and the 24/7 Dwarfs
"I just said, 'Open Sesame', and there they were."
The Little Engine That Understood
Tags:engine, engines, train, trains, train engine, train engines, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, railway, railways, therapy, good listener, good listeners, understanding, understood, sympathetic, children's story, children's stories, children's book, children's books
"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"
Tags:body shaming, the emperor's new clothes, the emperors new clothes, public nakedness, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, children's story, children's stories, hans christian andersen, pretense, pretenses, weight problem, weight problems, fat problem, fat problems