Divorce Court Cartoons and Comics

"I feel like Doris is divorcing me for all the wrong reasons."

'Divorces ‘R Us' is etched in stone on a courthouse.

'Oh, this? I got this in the divorce.'

"Bride or groom?"

'It looks as if they want an out of court settlement.'

Divorce Court: High Five Area.

Pay and display - have you paid?

'Bye now --pay later.'

'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.'

"After twenty-five years of feeling the same, we're renewing our divorce."

'You listen to me, toots! If anyone's going to garnish anyone's wages it's gonna be me. Do you hear me? I'm Parsley, for Pete's sake!'

'Don't feel bad - some guys lose everything.'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

'Put that down, pay attention and answer the question.'

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

"The worst part was her victory dance!"

"But, Your Honor, I want supervised visits with the kids!"

"To think you were worried she'd get the shirt off your back!"

Man arrives at Feral Court, formerly divorce court.

"The judge wants you to report next week for sentencing."

"Your Honor, I'd like to enter this FDA report into evidence...."

"Deidre, I'm suing you for joint custody of our closet."

"She got the house, the car, and the kids - Me, I got the mile of highway we adopted!?"

"Yep, paid through the nose."

"Oh come on, already! One of you has to take custody of the children!"